How clean is too clean?

I get up out of bed, I put on my clothes, 'cause I've got bills to pay

You know what I'm talking about

Stick the landing

Can you babysit your own kid?

A serious matter

Schools out, scream and shout

Let's get normal

Tick tock

You'll always be Twitter to me

On the pre-turkey day grind

Let him cook

Spooky

Nom nom nom

Let him play!

It's finally here: the first Monday after daylight savings time has ended? Began? Who knows at this point! All I know is that the time is wonky, and people are unhappy about it. I'm 99% percent sure it's going to get darker earlier now (because, presumably, the daylight is no longer being saved in the winter), and I'm not super excited about that. I like leaving the office when the sun is still out, and I'm not emotionally prepared to want to go to sleep at 6 p.m. My family is similarly super n…