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Houseguests learn host took day off to relax after their stay, so they extend trip only to get kicked out 11 hours before flight: 'The day off is for me to rest, not to be their host'
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Stepmother threatens to kick out her 19-year-old stepson when he refuses to blend families, he pulls an uno reverse and reminds her that he inherited their house from his late-biomom: 'I laughed at her audacity… It is my house'
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16-year-old refuses to get coffee with her 17-year-old friend after she paid for her friend's $7 coffee 5 times and refused to pay her back: 'I told her that my monthly allowance had run out'
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30+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (April 18, 2025)
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Employee leaves his 7 and 10-year-old kids at warehouse, expecting contractor to babysit them without asking him to do so: 'I immediately call him and tell him to take them with you or I call DCFS'
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