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Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.
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Parents invite daughter’s ex, Daniel, to a family dinner without warning, so she draws the line and walks out after 20 minutes: ‘When I walked in, I saw Daniel sitting at the table laughing with my dad’
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15-year-old refuses to answer normal questions his 21-year-old brother asks because he thinks he'll use his answers against him: 'If he asks where I am going when I go out, I don’t tell him. If he asks me what I'm cooking, I don't tell him'
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‘A personal chef, maid and babysitter who still pays half the bills!’: 48-year-old single man describes his unrealistic expectations from a partner, neatly exposing his lifelong bachelor status
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34-year-old wants 26-year-old husband to go to sleep at the same time every night despite him being the sole breadwinner: 'He cursed me out and dragged the dog (almost literally) down the grass'
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Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (August 27, 2025)
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