Break up with your boyfriend, we're bored

You're not an Uber

That's a costly shower

I don't think this guy deserves a Corvette

Starting off the marriage on the wrong foot

Color-shifting flags

Who's the fool now?

He sounds like a real winner

It's not the age gap

Imagining ruining someone's life like this

Happy Tuesday, people with parents! This week, we've collected the absolute peak of unhinged parental texts for you. It's not quite fun or funny, but for anyone with awful parents , this collection is a little too relatable. Not to dump on any individual reading this article, but I'm not in contact with either of my parents. And that's a good thing! Sure, it'd be nice to have family members to call my own, but that's what your friends' parents are for. Thanksgiving with a friend's family always…

I've watched enough gender reveal party videos to know that some parents are super particular about the sex of their baby. This desire for a boy or a girl doesn't always come from a nefarious place. Sometimes you build up an idea in your head about who your baby is going to be, and when the biological forces at be don't conform to that expectation, you're a little upset. There's truly nothing wrong with that. However, if you act angry or indignant towards your partner because you didn't get the…

There are a few things every woman wants on her wedding day . She wants the perfect dress, the ideal venue, and the right people around her. Whether she's getting married at a Medieval church, a rustic barn, a beach, or the courthouse, she's going to want at least the bare minimum in terms of support. To be honest, she'll probably want more than that, but that's totally normal. On a base level, a groom should be supportive of his bride during the wedding process. Weddings can be extremely stres…

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater

WTF

He just described my summer plans