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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

I Poop, Therefore I Think

Funny meme about forgetting your phone before getting on the toilet, philosophizing, cookie monster | When you forget to bring your phone to the toilet so you start philosophizing- Without my cookies, I'm just a monster.
Via u/BLAviken14
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Live tweet story of millennials breaking up, dropping phone in the toilet, cringe. | Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones THREAD just overheard one most Millennial breakups, ever. Scene apartment across alley our windows face) Intro: High-pitched voice screaming horror movie scream can only only be described as "blood curdling" Young woman S WRONG

Dude Live Tweets Millennial Cheating Saga To Hilarious Results

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Got That Good Sh*t

Funny meme that reads, "Toilet paper seeds .25 each" above a photo of a bag of toilet paper rolls
Via evhylton93365
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Uhh

Funny meme that reads, "What a cool way to make new friends" above a photo of two toilets facing each other in a bathroom
Via Maxobb
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Cursed food pics.

30 Cringey Food Pics That'll Make You Lose Your Appetite

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Look Away ASAP

Caption that reads, "When you make eye contact with someone through the stall doors" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street appearing to be looking through bathroom stall doors
Via Comatoaster
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Cringey video on Twitter of grimiest licking a toilet seat, gross, yikes, cringe.

Disgusting Toilet Licking Video Has Unleashed A Twitter Cringe Explosion

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Wow, Rude

Caption that reads, "Hard to believe I'm being discriminated against, even in today's society SMH" above a pic of a sign that reads, "No garbage in restroom please"
Via Kryptic907
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Well, They Weren't Wrong

Sign that reads, "Please check if you flushed, thank you!" People wrote check marks all over it
Via Boziffer
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It's True

Caption that reads, "The most silent creature on Earth, is the guy who was already sitting on the toilet when you enter a public restroom"
Via Me.me
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SMH

Funny meme about going to the toilet without your phone.
Via bestmemesperiod
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Multitasking

Funny meme about peeing.
Via distinguishedbaloney
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This Is Not OK

Funny meme about guy from SAW saying lets play a game, duct tape instead of toilet paper.
Via meme.extremist
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I Did It My Way

Funny meme where someone put a roll of toilet paper on completely wrong, saying they took your rule book and burnt it to the ground.
Via funnieronline
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My Name Is Michael Jordan

Funny meme about claiming one is athletic because sitting on toilet playing toilet basketball game.
Via wilfordbrimly
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Never Flush

web comics airplane toilet Never Flush
Via thingsinsquares
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