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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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Unhinged Workplace Bathroom Break Policy Prompts Outrage

Gross

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Guy Takes Girlfriend To Breaking Point With Living Room Urinal

He has another toilet...

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Woman Confounds The Internet By Allegedly Decorating Bathroom Like It’s In A Dive Bar

Almost too uncanny...

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Enlightening Thread Reveals The Legend Of The Pittsburgh Toilet

Pure luxury

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Live tweet story of millennials breaking up, dropping phone in the toilet, cringe. | Trevor S. Valle Follow @tattoosandbones THREAD just overheard one most Millennial breakups, ever. Scene apartment across alley our windows face) Intro: High-pitched voice screaming horror movie scream can only only be described as "blood curdling" Young woman S WRONG

Dude Live Tweets Millennial Cheating Saga to Hysterical Results

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This Is Not A Drill: Meghan Trainor And Her Husband Use Twin Toilets

Just why?

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I Poop, Therefore I Think

Funny meme about forgetting your phone before getting on the toilet, philosophizing, cookie monster | When you forget to bring your phone to the toilet so you start philosophizing- Without my cookies, I'm just a monster.

Via u/BLAviken14

Got That Good Sh*t

Funny meme that reads, "Toilet paper seeds .25 each" above a photo of a bag of toilet paper rolls

Via evhylton93365

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Uhh

Funny meme that reads, "What a cool way to make new friends" above a photo of two toilets facing each other in a bathroom

Via Maxobb

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Look Away ASAP

Caption that reads, "When you make eye contact with someone through the stall doors" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street appearing to be looking through bathroom stall doors

Via Comatoaster

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Cringey video on Twitter of grimiest licking a toilet seat, gross, yikes, cringe.

Disgusting Toilet Licking Video Has Unleashed A Twitter Cringe Explosion

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Wow, Rude

Caption that reads, "Hard to believe I'm being discriminated against, even in today's society SMH" above a pic of a sign that reads, "No garbage in restroom please"

Via Kryptic907

Well, They Weren't Wrong

Sign that reads, "Please check if you flushed, thank you!" People wrote check marks all over it

Via Boziffer

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It's True

Caption that reads, "The most silent creature on Earth, is the guy who was already sitting on the toilet when you enter a public restroom"

Via Me.me

SMH

Funny meme about going to the toilet without your phone.

Via bestmemesperiod

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