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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.
This cringey millennial couple is a reminder that we could all stand to be a little more present. Our doomed lovers became immortalized on @tattoosandbones Twitter account when he overheard a bloodcurdling scream from the apartment across from his. Turns out he had dropped his phone in a very unclean toilet. Things really devolve from there. Buckle up, it's a wild ride.
Summer's around the corner, folks, and people are dieting and hitting the gym to attain that elusive beach bod. We're more interested in the lazy route: looking at grotesque food pictures until we have absolutely zero appetite! Try it, we think you'll enjoy the results.
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And wait in the stall until they fully exit the bathroom. That's absolutely necessary.
Think you've seen it all? Think again. Twitter user @grimiestt has truly lived up to their name after uploading a video of themselves licking an airplane toilet seat. The astonishingly gross video has understandably left much of Twitter completely shook, and has resulted in a surprisingly number of business opportunities. The 22 year old Brooklyn resident has officially upped the ante for airplane antics, so people who are patting themselves on the back for being members of the "Mile High Club" should feel somewhat humbled. We're just happy to hear that they're still alive after what they describes as a "numbing" experience.
