I'm gonna need a good lager beer to drown out the day's woes guys.

Hmmm, let me overthink for a bit and get back to you on that

Parenting hack: Laugh at memes

I'm not tired, you're tired

Why set several alarms when you can just hit snooze every 5 minutes for three extra hours?

As I scroll near-mindlessly through my Instagram feed, there's an emptiness that comes along with the visual proof that my peers and I are growing old. Every night I sit here on my Ikea couch, fake-watching TV, trying to pretend that this is “me time” and “ self-care ” when I'm really just wasting away while recovering from my demanding daily duties. The banality of my existence feeds both my depression and anxiety, but I'm too damn tired to do something that is actually gratifying with my time…

Now that's impressive

Sometimes Melatonin doesn't cut it

Living the dream.

Parents, you're doing great.

Sleep isn't for the weak, it's for the smart.

C'mon brain, you can do it.

Zzzzzz