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Caption that reads, "Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there" above a pic of a piece of paper with a bunch of misspelled shapes on it

Not Dumb, Just...Creative?

Text that reads, "35 years ago in elementary school, one of my friends called a 'sloppy Joe' an 'untidy Joseph.' I haven't been able to call it anything else since then. Now you'll call it that too"

Has A Nice Ring To It

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Tweet that reads, "My son wrote 'thicc' on my patio 56 times" above a photo of the patio

Kids These Days Smh

Sign that asks kids random questions about marriage and relationships

Sometimes It's The Kids Who Are The Most Wise

Tweet that reads, "Y'all pray for my son, nothing wrong with him but I ate his Pop Tart before his class picture and he said he never smiling again" above school photos of a small child looking angry

That's A Serious Offense

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Tweet that reads, "My five-year-old son just asked, 'What if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey's whole life?' and none of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this question"

Thanksgiving's Just Around The Corner

cover image about queens the invisible man when turning on incognito mode

'I'm The Invisible Man' Memes Make Fun Of The Stealthy

Tumblr post that reads, "Today my little brother (he's six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said I'm a nerd"

Sick Burn Bro

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Poem about a tiger written by a six-year-old that actually turned out pretty good

Beautiful

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People Reveal The Hilarious Ways They Broke The Rules As Kids

funny tweets about childhood beliefs

12 Embarrassed People Reveal The Goofiest Things They Believed As Kids

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Tweet that reads, "My friend Luke didn't realize until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bathwater"

It's Kinda Sweet

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Brother invites 22-year-old sister out for her birthday, refuses to cover the bill even though he had every year before: 'If you invite your friend out to dinner and they order a ribeye are you still paying?'

Brother invites 22-year-old sister out for her birthday, refuses to cover the bill even though he had every year before: 'If you invite your friend out to dinner and they order a ribeye are you still paying?'

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'I begged her not to go through with this': 26-year-old refuses to bail out mom after she co-signs loan for her younger brother's work truck and struggles financially

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