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Times Kids Used Words In Ways Both Wrong And Amusing

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Mom Shares Amusing Anecdote About Son’s Least Favorite Song

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22 Hysterical Snaps Of Kids Having Meltdowns Over Mundane Things

Funny story written by a seven-year-old about her pet crabs

Seven-Year-Old's Story About Crabs Is Utter Genius

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7-Year-Old Tries To Label Memes And The Results Are Freaking Hysterical

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Caption that reads, "'Are you smart? Spell it;' Third-grader: 'S-M-A-R-T;' 'I said spell IT;' Third-grader: ..." above pics of a little kid having a meltdown

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Caption that reads, "ABCDEFGHIJK" above a still of a kids' cartoon character singing, "Ella mella pee"

The Song Of My People

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14 Hilarious Fatherly Nuggets From 'The Nerd Dad'

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Caption that reads, "Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there" above a pic of a piece of paper with a bunch of misspelled shapes on it

Not Dumb, Just...Creative?

Text that reads, "35 years ago in elementary school, one of my friends called a 'sloppy Joe' an 'untidy Joseph.' I haven't been able to call it anything else since then. Now you'll call it that too"

Has A Nice Ring To It

Tweet that reads, "My son wrote 'thicc' on my patio 56 times" above a photo of the patio

Kids These Days Smh

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Sign that asks kids random questions about marriage and relationships

Sometimes It's The Kids Who Are The Most Wise

Tweet that reads, "Y'all pray for my son, nothing wrong with him but I ate his Pop Tart before his class picture and he said he never smiling again" above school photos of a small child looking angry

That's A Serious Offense

Tweet that reads, "My five-year-old son just asked, 'What if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey's whole life?' and none of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this question"

Thanksgiving's Just Around The Corner

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'I'm The Invisible Man' Memes Make Fun Of The Stealthy

Tumblr post that reads, "Today my little brother (he's six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said I'm a nerd"

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VP of Sales fires 22-year-old employee weeks after his parents passed because his work performance deteriorated: 'He's not motivated at all.'

VP of Sales fires 22-year-old employee weeks after his parents passed because his work performance deteriorated: 'He's not motivated at all.'

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 13, 2025)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 13, 2025)

'She asked me if I would pick her daughter up every Friday and babysit until 8 p.m.': Mom shuts down ex-husband and his mistress after they demand free childcare for his affair partner’s kid

'She asked me if I would pick her daughter up every Friday and babysit until 8 p.m.': Mom shuts down ex-husband and his mistress after they demand free childcare for his affair partner’s kid

25+ 90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (December 13, 2025)

25+ 90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (December 13, 2025)

Carpooler demands coworkers clock out early so she can attend son's medical appointment, gets offended when they make alternative travel arrangements: 'No way our managers would let us leave 45 minutes early for someone else’s child'

Carpooler demands coworkers clock out early so she can attend son's medical appointment, gets offended when they make alternative travel arrangements: 'No way our managers would let us leave 45 minutes early for someone else’s child'

39 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 13, 2025)

39 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 13, 2025)

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