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The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 4, 2022)

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Teacher Asks Third Graders What They Would Change About Her, Immediately Gets Humbled

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Amusing Instances of Kids Being Impressively Dumb

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Times Kids Used Words In Ways Both Wrong And Amusing

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Mom Shares Amusing Anecdote About Son’s Least Favorite Song

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kids having meltdowns over mundane things | He can't get down crying child sitting inside a truck wheel | cooking her eggs instead feeding them her raw small child reaching for the camera

22 Hysterical Snaps Of Kids Having Meltdowns Over Mundane Things

Funny story written by a seven-year-old about her pet crabs

Seven-Year-Old's Story About Crabs Is Utter Genius

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7-Year-Old Tries To Label Memes And The Results Are Freaking Hysterical

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Caption that reads, "'Are you smart? Spell it;' Third-grader: 'S-M-A-R-T;' 'I said spell IT;' Third-grader: ..." above pics of a little kid having a meltdown

Nooooooo

Caption that reads, "ABCDEFGHIJK" above a still of a kids' cartoon character singing, "Ella mella pee"

The Song Of My People

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14 Hilarious Fatherly Nuggets From 'The Nerd Dad'

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Caption that reads, "Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there" above a pic of a piece of paper with a bunch of misspelled shapes on it

Not Dumb, Just...Creative?

Text that reads, "35 years ago in elementary school, one of my friends called a 'sloppy Joe' an 'untidy Joseph.' I haven't been able to call it anything else since then. Now you'll call it that too"

Has A Nice Ring To It

Tweet that reads, "My son wrote 'thicc' on my patio 56 times" above a photo of the patio

Kids These Days Smh

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Sign that asks kids random questions about marriage and relationships

Sometimes It's The Kids Who Are The Most Wise

Tweet that reads, "Y'all pray for my son, nothing wrong with him but I ate his Pop Tart before his class picture and he said he never smiling again" above school photos of a small child looking angry

That's A Serious Offense

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17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

38-year-old resists mother-in-law's demand that she and her husband travel 1500 miles to visit her on her 70th birthday: 'She basically abandoned my husband'

38-year-old resists mother-in-law's demand that she and her husband travel 1500 miles to visit her on her 70th birthday: 'She basically abandoned my husband'

90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (August 16, 2025)

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27 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 16, 2025)

27 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (August 16, 2025)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (August 16, 2025)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (August 16, 2025)

39 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (August 15, 2025)

39 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (August 15, 2025)

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