We're thankful

Is the food ready yet?

send this to your teacher friends

Where are the napkins?

Let's get basted

Don't ask me about my life choices, I'm here to eat a bird and hang with my fave cousin

Check in on your spooky friends, they're not ready to move on from Halloween yet

Today I congratulated myself for making the bed, and also for finishing my coffee before it was cold. I may not have drank a 16 oz glass of water like I had plugged into my productivity app, but listen. Nobody's perfect. Not even Keanu Reeves. I'm sure he has a devious thought every now and then, or orders Uber Eats instead of cooking his own meals. Anyway, the obsession with perfection, productivity, and self-care is getting ridiculous. Even my therapist agrees. We set such high bars for ourse…

If you've spent any significant amount of time on the hellscape of a website that is Twitter, then you are aware that not all tweets were created equal. Most of the riffs and rants that people see fit to scream into the Twitter abyss are either totally cringey, borderline (or straight-up) offensive, or, at its absolute worst, maybe even both. There's also the percentage of tweets being flung around that are so basic they actually make us fume. You know what we're talking about. The banal sentim…

Safety First.

I'll take dino nuggets over Turkey any day!

Because how can you possibly enjoy a festive feast without knowing which Hogwarts house you're in?

There were questions

We all know who the real MVP of Thanksgiving dinner is: Mashed Potatoes

"Turkeyologists all over the world know it as... Thankskilling!"

What dish am I bringing this year? BEEF!