thanksgiving

Dan Milano, a senior producer at Now This News, created this hilarious Twitter thread of his brother building an artistic masterpiece of a Cybertruck at Thanksgiving dinner using mashed potatoes. And honestly we have to admit that we like it better than the real thing - at least this one you can eat. Sorry, Elon.

Bored? Yeah, us too. Motivated? We're pretty sure you're not. Fortunately for you, we put together the incredibly small amount of energy we had today and put it all into collecting tweets to help you murder your boredom. They're not the most genius things ever tweeted, but they will probably keep you occupied for a few sad minutes.

Black Friday has never been known to be a civilized event. It seems every year we hear of stampedes, physical violence and general mayhem - all because people want to take advantage of some insane deals. Now, thanks to this handy guide from College Humor, you have more of a chance to make it out of the mall alive. 

Nihilist Arby's might be our new favorite Twitter account for some good cynical (and very depressing) fun.

Thanksgiving can be really great - you've got all of that delicious food and all of your family all in one place. However, sometimes the family situation can be a little much; you love 'em but they all love to bring up the fact that you're almost 30 and still not married, or that one embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old. And the icing on the cake? That inevitable family fight that always happens at the end of the evening. It can all be too much sometimes!

If you need to just get away from it all, then we gotchu. 

And what are we thankful for this year? All of you, of course!

In honor of Thanksgiving this year, people are prank-texting their moms asking how long it would take to microwave a 25-pound turkey. The responses have been pretty priceless.

Any family gathering can require some delicate social maneuvering, but there is something particularly sensitive about Thanksgiving. Arm yourself with these clap backs and your nosy extended family will leave you alone in the future. 

Whether you're parked at the appetizer station, avoiding family in the garage, or getting drunk with your "scary alcoholic aunt", these timeless comics from The Oatmeal will definitely be relatable. Happy holidays!

Can you guys believe Thanksgiving is already here? We certainly can't. It seems like the Fourth of July was just yesterday. Anyway, please enjoy these Thanksgiving memes while you eat a slice of pumpkin pie away from your annoying aunts and uncles who won't stop asking what you're planning to do after graduation. Seriously, that sh*t's annoying.

It's Thanksgiving Eve and we're bracing ourselves (hard) for the shit show to come. To keep your mind (and our minds) of of the absolute madness tomorrow, we've put together some tasty memes and titillating tweets. And if they don't waste enough of your precious time, there are more memes where that came from.

We've got another War on Christmas-type scenario, people! Although this time it's a war on Thanksgiving, according to a statement made by Donald Trump at a rally in Sunrise, Florida. Trump claimed that liberals want to change the name of Thanksgiving to something a little more "politically correct," and assured supporters that the name would indeed stay the same. 

Our only question here is, can we focus on something that, like, actually matters? Please?

Twitter user Maya Kosoff asked her followers to share the strangest family Thanksgiving recipes they were forced to consume growing up. 

Spoiler: most of them are just downright disgusting. That is, unless you like jello, cool whip, seafood, and mayo all in one dish - in which case, please get back in your time machine and go back to the 1950s immediately because we don't eat that sh*t in 2019 anymore. Barf.

Thanksgiving is almost here and you know what that means - delicious food, family, and alcohol to help you survive said family. And if it all seems like too much, just remember that it's only one day and they'll all be gone soon enough. And did we mention alcohol? If you're of age, of course.

Y'all bracing yourself for the Thanksgiving craziness? I know we are. The nutty family members, the all-too present threat of Christmas carols, the devastating food coma. Sometimes it helps to take a little break from the craziness and return yourself to earth. That's what these memes are for.

Over here in the United States we're gearing up for Thanksgivingand Black Friday madness, and the stress is starting to get to us. Between navigating our craziest family members and figuring out what to bring for dinner (you know we ain't hosting) our brains are all but fried. To keep our sanity during this trying holiday time, we're resorting to a strict regimen of meme consumption.