:(

They think they aren't capable

Dadlord

She's sending her kid on a guilt trip

Boomers + Facebook = Comedy

Taking a guilt trip around the world

She wasn't healthy enough

Whatever happened to "Thank you for making pizza"?

She said, "I'll show you negative"

Out of pocket

The worst bedside manner

A lot of context can get lost in text messages . Even if you think that you can gauge someone's intentions from what they say in the digital sphere, we get so much information from vocal intonation. That's why I tend to limit my texting conversations to jokes and utilitarian information. "What time do we want to meet up?" "Doesn't this meme remind you of Rachel?" "Can I call you in like five minutes?" I tend to limit deep discussions and confrontations to at least a phone call. Nobody wants to…

That turned quickly

A bit harsh, no?

That's not how it works, mom

Good grandma moments