So controlling

Being responsible is lazy?

Happy Tuesday, people with parents! This week, we've collected the absolute peak of unhinged parental texts for you. It's not quite fun or funny, but for anyone with awful parents , this collection is a little too relatable. Not to dump on any individual reading this article, but I'm not in contact with either of my parents. And that's a good thing! Sure, it'd be nice to have family members to call my own, but that's what your friends' parents are for. Thanksgiving with a friend's family always…

What's worse? Too much or not enough

You know what they say about insane parents , can't live with them, can't live without them despite your best effort to rid them from your life. There's no perfect parent-and-child relationship. Even the best families still have hiccups now and then. There are a lot of lucky people out there with some of the best, most sane parents imaginable. And that's incredible! But we're not here to talk about you guys, sorry. Some of us have been cursed with the most deranged parents imaginable. I can per…

Major ick

So much guilt-tripping

All those pre-show PSAs were for nothing

They are wild

Even Harvard isn't good enough

Talk about taking it too far

Poor kids

Also, pickpockets enter their cancelation era.

Icks everywhere

Tee hee ha

He just described my summer plans