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That's not my text message, is it? No, I couldn't have sent that?! You've definitely found yourself asking how something like that could have possibly come from your minuscule digital keyboard, but there it is, for all eternity. Check out some of the most hilarious text messages ever sent, and feel a little better about your own gaffs.

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Boss Trolled After Trying To Make Employee Come In On Day Off

If you've ever worked a customer service job then you'll know the struggle of being called in to work on your day off - if you say yes, then you'll set a precedent to your boss, and if you say no? Then you risk getting fired for not being a "team player." It's all a bunch of BS if you ask us.

This story may or may not be fake, but the point there still stands...and it certainly still made us chuckle.

Funny text message conversation between a boss and an employee | dont even know Fine then prove this isn't Alex Send selfie. Excuse Im not sending anything Just do Oh my god know this is
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Cringey Dude Slides Into Married Woman's DMs In Textbook Neckbeard Fashion

It's always wonderful when you find a neckbeard in the wild. It definitely makes you fear for humanity a little bit, but it also serves as an endless source of cringey entertainment. This story is so textbook cringe that you probably won't believe it. Seriously, what is wrong with people?

messaging married woman cringe | *nervously approaches with my hands clasped together, eyes shyly cast downward* H-hello, my beautiful Queen *timidly raises my gaze soft smile playing across my lips* M- may kindly -ask are on this day? takes soft gasp air as drink glowing beauty, nervously awaiting reply*
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Dude Tries To Get His 'Beta' Friend To Break Up With His Girlfriend, Cringe Ensues

As far as cringey online interactions go, this one is definitely up there for the amount of discomfort it makes us feel. It takes a lot of guts (read: stupidity) to ask your friend if he'll break up with his girlfriend for you. This dude very clearly gives zero f*cks!

Cringey text message story about a guy who tries to get his friend to break up with his girlfriend | Hey man, can talk about guess so about her been talking with her lot and grown pretty close. know her boyfriend and all but gonna politely ask if could break up with her just really feel connection her and she would be happy with
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Guy Wakes Up To Ridiculous Text Thread About Giant Grapes From His Girlfriend

The great thing about being in a relationship is that you're free to be your totally unconstrained weird self around your significant other. This guy shared a text message thread he received late at night from his girlfriend who got a batch of absurdly large grapes and decided to compare them to random things around the house "for scale."

Funny text message thread from a woman showing her boyfriend some huge grapes | Ik homeworking but look at SIZE THESE GRAPES And 's not just one ITS ALL THEMM two dogs watching
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Thirsty Dude Goes Nuts After Getting Played By Legendary Troll

Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.

troll plays dude legendary
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Manchild Flips A Lid On Woman He Went On One Date With

Dating is hard as is, but it's even worse when you encounter a total psycho who just can't take a hint. This guy was obviously thirsty so he hit up a woman he went on one date with over a year ago. You can probably guess how that turned out!

Cringey text message conversation between a woman and a guy she went on a date with over a year ago
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Fourteen Hilarious Text Messages From Clever People

You know it's a true friendship when you can send your friend really bizarre text messages like these. Some of them are so clever that we really wish we had thought of them. But alas, we'll never be this clever.

Funny and clever text message exchanges
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Scammer Pretends To Be In The Military For Walmart Gift Cards

If you're gonna scam a random person, at least make your story somewhat believable! This guy tries to convince someone via text message that he's a soldier working on some fancy intel project with the United States military. Luckily, the recipient wasn't falling for it...

Funny story about a scammer pretending to be in the military
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Obnoxious Lady Refuses To Pay Her Babysitter Because She Got Free Ice Cream

For some reason it's really hard for some parents to understand how taking care of their precious offspring could be considered "work" for anyone. Believe it or not, we all gotta get paid.

Entitled people like this lady need to take a big bite out of reality - nothing in life is free!

Enraging story about a mom who refuses to pay her babysitter
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Crazy Vegan Accuses Meat-Eater Of 'Cultural Appropriation' For Liking Tofu

We have absolutely no problem with anyone's dietary choices, but sometimes passions can cause people to act like a-holes. We're pretty sure most vegans absolutely would not have a problem with a non-vegan enjoying tofu, because honestly why would they? 

Unfortunately people like this person give the normal vegans out there a bad name!

Text message conversation about a vegan who gets angry at a non-vegan for liking tofu
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High School Girl Stands Up To Her Insane Anti-Vax Mom By Getting Vaccinated Anyway

In the midst of these very preventable disease outbreaks, it seems like these insane anti-vaxxers just will not stop, will they? Sneaking behind your parents' backs isn't always the right thing to do, but we have to say that this high school freshman definitely made the correct decision to go behind her insane anti-vax mother's back and get the necessary vaccines for school. 

Seriously though, when the hell will this insanity end?

anti vaxxer mom
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Tattoo Artist Gets Exposed For Blatantly Stealing Designs From Google

When you get caught in a glaringly obvious web of lies, the best policy is generally to just own up to it. Nobody's falling for your BS anyway so it's probably best to not make yourself look even more stupid.

This "tattoo artist" blatantly stole a bunch of their designs from other artists off of Google and then continued to play dumb after being called out.

And the worst part? The copied art is definitely not as good as the original!

Cringey story about a tattoo designer who got called out for stealing designs off of Google
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DoorDash Proves It's Shady AF In This Incredibly Frustrating Text Message Thread

If you've ever felt frustrated by your employer's business practices then this story involving an irritated DoorDash employee and customer service might make you feel a little less bad about your own situation. 

DoorDash is known for having a sketchy tipping policy, which includes paying employees (known as "Dashers") a guaranteed amount of money per delivery based on the conditions of each delivery. The issue here is that the company pockets any customer tips that put the sum above that guaranteed amount. 

This employee, Carlos, decided to call out the food delivery company for underpaying him and of course, DoorDash did everything in its power to try and stop that.

The moral of the story? Maybe take your business to a different food delivery company next time, or tip your driver in cash!

Text message story about Door Dash employee
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