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Crazy Vegan Accuses Meat-Eater Of 'Cultural Appropriation' For Liking Tofu

We have absolutely no problem with anyone's dietary choices, but sometimes passions can cause people to act like a-holes. We're pretty sure most vegans absolutely would not have a problem with a non-vegan enjoying tofu, because honestly why would they? 

Unfortunately people like this person give the normal vegans out there a bad name!

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High School Girl Stands Up To Her Insane Anti-Vax Mom By Getting Vaccinated Anyway

In the midst of these very preventable disease outbreaks, it seems like these insane anti-vaxxers just will not stop, will they? Sneaking behind your parents' backs isn't always the right thing to do, but we have to say that this high school freshman definitely made the correct decision to go behind her insane anti-vax mother's back and get the necessary vaccines for school. 

Seriously though, when the hell will this insanity end?

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Tattoo Artist Gets Exposed For Blatantly Stealing Designs From Google

When you get caught in a glaringly obvious web of lies, the best policy is generally to just own up to it. Nobody's falling for your BS anyway so it's probably best to not make yourself look even more stupid.

This "tattoo artist" blatantly stole a bunch of their designs from other artists off of Google and then continued to play dumb after being called out.

And the worst part? The copied art is definitely not as good as the original!

Cringey story about a tattoo designer who got called out for stealing designs off of Google
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DoorDash Proves It's Shady AF In This Incredibly Frustrating Text Message Thread

If you've ever felt frustrated by your employer's business practices then this story involving an irritated DoorDash employee and customer service might make you feel a little less bad about your own situation. 

DoorDash is known for having a sketchy tipping policy, which includes paying employees (known as "Dashers") a guaranteed amount of money per delivery based on the conditions of each delivery. The issue here is that the company pockets any customer tips that put the sum above that guaranteed amount. 

This employee, Carlos, decided to call out the food delivery company for underpaying him and of course, DoorDash did everything in its power to try and stop that.

The moral of the story? Maybe take your business to a different food delivery company next time, or tip your driver in cash!

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Crazy Dude Totally Freaks Out On His Date Because He's 'Stressed Out At Work'

Some people just have no chill whatsoever and freak out over the smallest things. This dude totally flipped when his date simply asked him when he'd be arriving at the restaurant they were scheduled to meet at. We get that work can totally be stressful, but we think that this guy could certainly benefit from some anger management classes!

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20 Mildly Offensive Memes That'll Leave You Feeling Lightly Salted

Who doesn't like a bit of mildly offensive humor? We certainly appreciate its subtle art form. It might be wise to not share these with your innocent church-going mom or your grandparents, but we can almost guarantee that your weird friends will enjoy them. Go ahead, scroll down if you want.

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28 Times Parents Brought Critical Levels Of Cringe In Text-Message Form

It's sort of adorable seeing parents learn how to text, and given that they weren't raised in a time with ample access to technology, we applaud them for even trying. They may make a lot of mistakes along the way that we can laugh at, but at the end of the day, they're just trying to connect with you!

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Dude Tries To Get His 'Beta' Friend To Break Up With His Girlfriend, Cringe Ensues

As far as cringey online interactions go, this one is definitely up there for the amount of discomfort it makes us feel. It takes a lot of guts (read: stupidity) to ask your friend if he'll break up with his girlfriend for you. This dude very clearly gives zero f*cks!

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Two Nerds Having A Cringey Pokemon Battle Via Text Message Takes An Unexpected Turn At The End

These two Poke-nerds were clearly bored, but at least we get an amusing story out of it! We love the occasional of bout of nerd humor and we hope you appreciate it too. 

And if you're as excited about the release of Detective Pikachu as we are, click here to re-watch the trailer!

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Thirsty Dude Goes Nuts After Getting Played By Legendary Troll

Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.

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Entitled 'Karen' Demands Dirt-Cheap Housecleaning From Woman With Dying Child

Some people are just completely socially inept when it comes to treating others with a minimal amount of decency. This woman, appropriately named "Karen," tried to demand an absurdly cheap housecleaning rate for her huge house from the parent of a cancer patient. And they say that Millennials are the entitled generation...

Sit back and enjoy this rage-inducing text story


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25 Troll-y Times Parents Went Straight Savage On Their Offspring

We are fully aware of the fact that parenting can be one of the most stressful jobs out there, so it's good to have a sense of humor about it all. These parents are definitely doing it right - because sometimes you have to call your kids out on their bullsh*t.

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Cringey Dude Slides Into Married Woman's DMs In Textbook Neckbeard Fashion

It's always wonderful when you find a neckbeardin the wild. It definitely makes you fear for humanity a little bit, but it also serves as an endless source of cringey entertainment. This story is so textbook cringe that you probably won't believe it. Seriously, what is wrong with people?

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Scientologist Gets Trolled HARD After Texting The Wrong Number

Scientology is probably one of the most bizarre religions in existence today. Few know all of the secrets of the church, and many even assert that it's a full-on cult. This woman decided to troll on expert mode when she received a wrong-number text from a member of the church of Scientology regarding a free personality test. Needless to say, hilarity ensues...

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