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Thank you, boy.

Hell no, Australia you can keep your horrifying spiders.

Many gamers out there have enjoyed Witcher 3. The incessant string of Witcher 3 video game moment gifs definitely speaks to this fact; but it turns out there exists an elect pack of extremely committed fans that literally attend a Witcher school. Yep. The school's located in Poland, as is appropriate considering the game was created by Polish developers, and also based on the series of fantasy novels by Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski.


Via: Piotr Muller

What's required to join in at the 'Witcher School'? “ You've got to be 18 years old. Three nights clocks in at the cost of 350 euros. This cost covers three nights at hotel in Grodziec Moszna, breakfast and dinners.



While staying at the 'Witcher School' you'll learn about sword fighting, archery, and signs; and eventually take on livin, breathin, grumblin monsters (actors dressed as monsters-still sounds like a wild fun time..).

For more info about the Witcher School, check out their site. 

My god. A beautifully grotesque piece of design, indeed. Check this bad boy out in virtual action. 

Not again...

Maybe the kid was running Flan's Mod?

All a Virginia Beach mother wanted to do was order a foam Minecraft sword for her son's eighth birthday from Toys R Us. Well, apparently, someone in that supply line had a sh*tload of ammunition they wanted to get rid of.

Because when the online shopper opened the UPS delivered package Sept. 30, that's what she found.

Local channel 13 News Now has the story:

Jasemin Stephenson says she ordered a "Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword" from the toy store's website last week.

When the package arrived Tuesday, Stephenson says she found 800 rounds of 9mm ammunition in the box, along with the sword.

13News Now has reached out to Toys "R" US and is still waiting to hear back.

Crazy, right?

Here's the video from 13 News Now.

The large sword is mightier than the small sword.

Two young wannabe crooks learned that the hard way Aug. 15 as they tried to rob a convenient store with a sword, only to find a much the store owner's much bigger sword in their face.

Local news channel WPXI told the story.

Two juvenile boys ran into Perry Market on Perrysville Avenue shortly before 10 p.m., one of whom went behind the counter and demanded money, police said.

"He was like, 'Stay away. Give me money. Give me money,'" M.C. Hydare, the brother of the cashier, told Channel 11.

The other juvenile was stopped and held by a customer.

Investigators said that the juvenile who went behind the counter brandished a large silver knife that was more than one foot long. That's when the cashier pulled out the sword to defend himself and chase off the juveniles.

Here's the surveillance footage that shows the altercation: