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Entitled Bride Flips Out On Makeup Artist For Not Providing Her Labor For Free

Holy mother of entitled a-holes, y'all! 

We don't like stereotyping people, but we all know the classic trope of the "bridezilla" who has to have everything her way and will stop at absolutely nothing to get it. To an extent, we sort of understand that behavior - planning a wedding is an incredibly stressful thing after all. However, this insane bride took the whole "entitled" thing waaay too far. It's really no surprise that she's on her third marriage!

Funny story of an entitled bride-to-be who wants her hair and makeup done for free
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Bunch Of Drunk Scots Come Together Over 'Miracle Bread' In This Entertaining Twitter Thread

Who knew that a simple loaf of bread could bring so many Scottish drunkards together? We certainly didn't, but you know what they say: you never know when you'll find a holy symbol in something so ordinary. Okay, no one really says that but you get what we mean, right? Anyway, please enjoy this story brought to you by Jimmy Watkins.

Funny Twitter thread about a 'miracle' loaf of bread
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Guy Discovers Ghostly Man In His House In This Nightmarish Story

Because you didn't need to sleep tonight anyway, here's a Twitter story about a kid who discovers a terrifying old man in his home late at night. Thanks to Grady Hendrix for delivering this nightmare fuel! Now good luck falling asleep tonight.

Creepy Twitter thread about a homeless guy living in someone's walls
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Cringe-Worthy Headlines That Were Somehow Published

These headlines aren't quite at Florida Man levels of insane, but they certainly are up there. We just want to know who allowed these things to be put into print. Either these publications have incredibly negligent editors, or the writers were just having a little fun trolling the masses - or perhaps both.

Funny news headlines
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Amused Butcher Shares His Most Frustrating Customer Stories

If you think your job sucks, then just take a gander through the following posts written by an amused and frustrated butcher who has, let's just say, seen it all when it comes to terrible customers. The stupidity here is truly amazing, people.

Be sure to check out the Butcher Stories official Facebook page for even more woeful tales of staggering stupidity!

Funny stories of a frustrated butcher's experiences with entitled customers
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Dumb Accidents Unlucky People Have Gotten Themselves Into

Sometimes smart people do very stupid things, and that's okay because we can't all be geniuses in our off time. Everyone's injured themselves in moronic ways, such as sneezing and hitting your head against the sink and ending up with a baseball-sized goose egg on your forehead. True story, sadly.

Funny tweets where people detail the dumbest ways they've been injured
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Twitter Thread Introducing A Sled Dog Team Is Cute As Heck

Dog-sledder Blair Braverman wrote out an adorable Twitter thread introducing her dogsled team, and we can't even. She didn't have to bring us this squee-worthy material, but she did because she's the hero we need. Now onto the introductions!

Funny and cute Twitter thread about sled dogs
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Dude Demands Bike For Dirt Cheap, Gets Trolled Like A Chump

Here's a hint for all the entitled a-holes in the world: if someone offers to sell you something for way under market price, either take it or get the eff out. This shouldn't be rocket science, people. But hey, on the bright side, at least these people make for a plethora of grade-A entertainment!

Story about entitled cheapskate who wants an expensive bike for cheap and gets trolled by the seller
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Scammer Pretends To Be In The Military For Walmart Gift Cards

If you're gonna scam a random person, at least make your story somewhat believable! This guy tries to convince someone via text message that he's a soldier working on some fancy intel project with the United States military. Luckily, the recipient wasn't falling for it...

Funny story about a scammer pretending to be in the military
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Entitled Single Mom Tries To Scam Seller, Gets Caught Red-Handed

Why is it always the "mommy" types who seem like the most entitled, rude people? Being a mom doesn't automatically mean you get handed things in life for free. Granted, who knows whether this lady is actually a single mom like she claims. 

Regardless, her insufferable demeanor provides for the best kind of schadenfreude!

Funny story about a scammer who tries to get her money back from a couch seller
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College Girl's Story Of Her Comically Large Pencil Is Hilariously Awkward

Twitter user Oscarewilde proved she's an evil genius when she decided to lend out an absurdly large pencil she received as a gift. The result of lending the thing out is often quite awkward, as you'd imagine. You gotta find some use for a ridiculous gag gift like that after all, right?

Funny Twitter thread about a girl who lends out a large pencil to students in her college classes
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Crazy Vegan Accuses Meat-Eater Of 'Cultural Appropriation' For Liking Tofu

We have absolutely no problem with anyone's dietary choices, but sometimes passions can cause people to act like a-holes. We're pretty sure most vegans absolutely would not have a problem with a non-vegan enjoying tofu, because honestly why would they? 

Unfortunately people like this person give the normal vegans out there a bad name!

Text message conversation about a vegan who gets angry at a non-vegan for liking tofu
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Millennials Aren't The Worst Generation When Compared To Historical Disciplinary Records, Says This Twitter Thread

It's a tradition that the older generations have to hate on the younger generations for absolutely any reason they can think of. Doesn't matter what for, because it was just "better back in the day," in their logic. 

Self-described "recovering academic" Jenny Bann pulled up some hilariously enlightening historical records of the behavioral problems exhibited by 18th century male students in Scotland. 

Let's just say they're...less than wholesome and make Millennials look angelic in comparison.

Funny and informative Twitter thread about the behavioral issues of 18th century students
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Dude Misses His Neighbor's Incredibly Obvious Flirting Signals

There's a stereotype that men are extremely clueless when it comes to flirting. Obviously this isn't always true, and often times women are just as clueless (guilty as charged), but the guy in this particular story is certainly not helping that stereotype! 

Honestly, we think he should've known that something was up as soon as she mentioned that she needed help with her bed of all things!

Funny story about a clueless guy who doesn't get his neighbor's hints that she has a crush on him
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