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Dating is hard as is, but it's even worse when you encounter a total psycho who just can't take a hint. This guy was obviously thirsty so he hit up a woman he went on one date with over a year ago. You can probably guess how that turned out!

There are those times when you feel so frustrated talking to someone that you just want to lash out and not give them any more of your time. This story, however, demonstrates that sometimes kindness and patience is the only way to convince them of your point of view. 

For this mother of a transgender child, it's clear that all she needed was to be put in her child's shoes. Now, who's cutting onions in here?

Holy mother of entitled a-holes, y'all! 

We don't like stereotyping people, but we all know the classic trope of the "bridezilla" who has to have everything her way and will stop at absolutely nothing to get it. To an extent, we sort of understand that behavior - planning a wedding is an incredibly stressful thing after all. However, this insane bride took the whole "entitled" thing waaay too far. It's really no surprise that she's on her third marriage!

Who knew that a simple loaf of bread could bring so many Scottish drunkards together? We certainly didn't, but you know what they say: you never know when you'll find a holy symbol in something so ordinary. Okay, no one really says that but you get what we mean, right? Anyway, please enjoy this story brought to you by Jimmy Watkins.

These gift card scammers just won't quit, so much so that it's honestly an art form at this point. Of course, the recipient of the scam in this case is much more skilled at this whole trolling thing than we'll ever be, so we have to salute his hilarious and valiant efforts for that!

Because you didn't need to sleep tonight anyway, here's a Twitter story about a kid who discovers a terrifying old man in his home late at night. Thanks to Grady Hendrix for delivering this nightmare fuel! Now good luck falling asleep tonight.

These headlines aren't quite at Florida Man levels of insane, but they certainly are up there. We just want to know who allowed these things to be put into print. Either these publications have incredibly negligent editors, or the writers were just having a little fun trolling the masses - or perhaps both.

If you think your job sucks, then just take a gander through the following posts written by an amused and frustrated butcher who has, let's just say, seen it all when it comes to terrible customers. The stupidity here is truly amazing, people.

Be sure to check out the Butcher Stories official Facebook page for even more woeful tales of staggering stupidity!

Ladies, we've all been in a situation where a weird guy asks for digits and you just don't feel like dealing with the backlash of saying no to him. Without giving too much away, this guy got trolled HARD. We just hope that he was able to walk away from the situation and eventually laugh at it like a good sport.

Sometimes smart people do very stupid things, and that's okay because we can't all be geniuses in our off time. Everyone's injured themselves in moronic ways, such as sneezing and hitting your head against the sink and ending up with a baseball-sized goose egg on your forehead. True story, sadly.

Dog-sledder Blair Braverman wrote out an adorable Twitter thread introducing her dogsled team, and we can't even. She didn't have to bring us this squee-worthy material, but she did because she's the hero we need. Now onto the introductions!

Here's a hint for all the entitled a-holes in the world: if someone offers to sell you something for way under market price, either take it or get the eff out. This shouldn't be rocket science, people. But hey, on the bright side, at least these people make for a plethora of grade-A entertainment!

If you're gonna scam a random person, at least make your story somewhat believable! This guy tries to convince someone via text message that he's a soldier working on some fancy intel project with the United States military. Luckily, the recipient wasn't falling for it...

Why is it always the "mommy" types who seem like the most entitled, rude people? Being a mom doesn't automatically mean you get handed things in life for free. Granted, who knows whether this lady is actually a single mom like she claims. 

Regardless, her insufferable demeanor provides for the best kind of schadenfreude!