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Creepy horror stories from the subreddit /r/TwoSentenceHorror | r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/LeftHandedWave 1mo As woke up middle night heard Alexa speak OK security alarms have been disabled 1 4.6k 68 Share

Creative Horror Stories Written In Just Two Sentences

Short and sweet.

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Tweets about things people are still annoyed about that their teachers did growing up | Don't Call Lady @cornmaes Replying justinboldaji 4th grade teacher called front class tell no one going want marry because so annoying being bullied hard- core and she didn't believe told her so she tried convince my mom had schizophrenia and hearing shit

Salty People Talk About the Times They Got Screwed Over In School

We'd be pissed about these things too!

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Funny stories of a frustrated butcher's experiences with entitled customers | facebook post BS Butcher Stories lost everything during storm. Customer guys really should have better plan place. Like having someone work during storm logic is if someone got hurt during storm would be worse than losing some product Customer Eye roll guess

Amused Butcher Shares His Most Frustrating Customer Stories

We feel for him.

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Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out

17 Cringey Times People Witnessed Exquisite Foolishness

Oof.

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Interesting Twitter thread of stories that sound fake but are actually true | tweet by MorganPielli Replying adribbleofink went Meetup people w/ social anxiety see Black Swan got there realized had no idea who there Meetup. Too shy ask around watched movie alone checked Meetup night turned out everyone else did same thing

Completely True Stories That Sound Fabricated

Let's hear 'em, people.

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girl reaches out to ex boyfriend to check if he's fine after she gets in a new relationship

Guy's Cringey Ex Tries To 'Check Up' On Him When She Gets A New Boyfriend

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Story about entitled cheapskate who wants an expensive bike for cheap and gets trolled by the seller | ill give 50$ and thats higest ill go. Sorry, but 's too much low ball offer bike is worth 800 and selling 500, and so price is firm. stupid asshole spent last month saving up money bike just like this and now yoy dont care and wont help anyone other than yourselve, rot hell f t.

Dude Demands Bike For Dirt Cheap, Gets Trolled Like A Chump

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Creepy stories on Reddit that people couldn't explain | posted by KitKeating 1985. My ex wife and were sleeping. There small sliver light coming through window streetlight, so room and bed were dimly visible. Our black Pomeranian at end bed asleep dreamt woke up, reached down pet him, and he turned into glossy black bivalve/oyster thing which opened up reveal rows gleaming glass teeth woke up my ex backpedalling up

People Share Their Unsettling 'Glitch In The Matrix' Moments

Well these are creepy, to say the least.

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Imgur thread about an employer who tried to take back over time pay from one of their employees, employee proves that this action was not just according to Washington state law | Hi are reviewing payroll past few months ensure paid correctly and did find one issue with pay. were overpaid $248.24 over time on pay are planning on deducting this amount this current pay day. If would like us split this between two pay periods please let know by tomorrow.

Employee Points Out Boss' Mistake In Refreshingly Hopeful Thread

Always know your rights!

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Funny Tumblr story about two artists, Anish Kapoor, Chicago, the bean, drama, petty

Tumblr Thread Recalls Hilariously Petty Art World Feud

We love the dumb drama.

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Hilarious Retold Version Of 'Mulan' Re-Imagines Captain Li Shang As A Gay Man

Alternate Version Of 'Mulan' Re-Imagines Captain Li Shang As A Gay Man

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Funny story about a car seller who tries to troll an entitled buyer | like car also, which is why won't be letting go 9k less than s worth. And not being dik s 7am and got stuff do ready make serious offer let know 07:12 Waste fukin time Absolute dikhead 07:13

Entitled Dude Gets Trolled By Amused Car Seller

Australians, man.

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Funny Facebook stories about patients from someone who works as a medical secretary | Feb 6 Patient: complains shes been waiting an hour her appointment Also patient: arrives at 130 her 2:30 appointment. Also patient woman just left, why she seen before got here first Because her appointment at 2 and yours wasn't

Medical Secretary Shares 18 Frustrating Tales Of Entitled Patients

Whyyyy are people like this

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Funny text message conversation between a boss and an employee | dont even know Fine then prove this isn't Alex Send selfie. Excuse Im not sending anything Just do Oh my god know this is

Boss Trolled For Trying To Make Employee Work On Day Off

SMH

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Funny story of an entitled bride-to-be who wants her hair and makeup done for free | You really charge that much?! That is a lot of money!! I was hoping you would offer to do it for free... maybe as a wedding present to me. I could probably give you £10 for your travel but if you're coming to the wedding then I don't really see why I should... We haven't spoken for 10 years and the first time we do you're texting me to ask me to do your MU for your wedding for fre... I appreciate you don't have

Bridezilla Flips Out On Makeup Artist For Not Providing Her Labor For Free

Holy entitlement, Batman.

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Funny stories from /r/AskReddit of people who did embarrassing things | MissyDeanna 2y 34 years old and my Dad still tells following story doing dumb thing anyone willing listen 8 years old got pack Big League Chew gum hanging out garage with my Dad he saw about open gum he said Now whatever do, do not put this eye said ok won't then walked into house, went upstairs into my bathroom, chewed on ton gum, took out my mouth and put on my eye gum perfect texture sticky and stuck my eyebrow and all my

Embarassing Instances Of Absentminded Stupidity

Oof.

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