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Cringey Times People Witnessed Impressive Dumbassery

There's such a thing as blissful ignorance, but we're pretty sure these people aren't it. We do feel sort of bad for them, but at the same time, they provide us with a lot of entertainment, and they kind of make us feel better about our own intellect...

Funny AskReddit post asking people moments they heard people saying stupid things | Suzanne_Marie 11335 points 4 hours ago locked my purse with my keys and cell phone my apartment went office ask maintenance let woman at desk said she would call maintenance and asked phone number they could reach at said there wasn't one because my cell phone locked my apartment. She insisted she needed number said could give her number but wouldn't be able answer if they called. She suggested get my phone out
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Entitled Bride Flips Out On Makeup Artist For Not Providing Her Labor For Free

Holy mother of entitled a-holes, y'all! 

We don't like stereotyping people, but we all know the classic trope of the "bridezilla" who has to have everything her way and will stop at absolutely nothing to get it. To an extent, we sort of understand that behavior - planning a wedding is an incredibly stressful thing after all. However, this insane bride took the whole "entitled" thing waaay too far. It's really no surprise that she's on her third marriage!

Funny story of an entitled bride-to-be who wants her hair and makeup done for free | You really charge that much?! That is a lot of money!! I was hoping you would offer to do it for free... maybe as a wedding present to me. I could probably give you £10 for your travel but if you're coming to the wedding then I don't really see why I should... We haven't spoken for 10 years and the first time we do you're texting me to ask me to do your MU for your wedding for fre... I appreciate you don't have
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Scottish Dude Flips Out Over Tattoo Shop's Mask Requirement

In a weird way, it's kind of comforting to know that anti-mask lunacy isn't just an American problem. Apparently it's a thing in Europe too! You'd think it'd be a no-brainer to wear a face covering in a close-contact business like a tattoo shop where the artist is literally being paid to touch you, but apparently not everyone fully grasps that concept!

Text message conversation between a Scottish anti-masker and a tattoo shop | Here mate yer no really askin every body tae wear masks r yeh? Its aw con man Dude, really? Current guidelines say masks must be worn close contact services, which fall into. If don't want wear one s cool (actually 's not) but won't be getting tattoo here.
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Seventeen Creative Horror Stories Written In Two Sentences

If you're in the mood for some spooky content but don't have a lot of time on your hands, then these creative two-sentence horror stories are just the thing for you. Now have fun sleeping tonight! 

If you want even more creepy material, head on over to /r/TwoSentenceHorror!

Creepy horror stories from the subreddit /r/TwoSentenceHorror | r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/LeftHandedWave 1mo As woke up middle night heard Alexa speak OK security alarms have been disabled 1 4.6k 68 Share
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Instances Of Absentminded Stupidity From Embarrassed People

Someone on /r/AskReddit asked people to tell their most embarrassing instances of stupidity and absent-mindedness, and boy did the people deliver. Lucky for you, we've gathered some of those stories below! Check out Fail Blog for tons more fails!

Funny stories from /r/AskReddit of people who did embarrassing things | MissyDeanna 2y 34 years old and my Dad still tells following story doing dumb thing anyone willing listen 8 years old got pack Big League Chew gum hanging out garage with my Dad he saw about open gum he said Now whatever do, do not put this eye said ok won't then walked into house, went upstairs into my bathroom, chewed on ton gum, took out my mouth and put on my eye gum perfect texture sticky and stuck my eyebrow and all my
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Dude's 'Neighbor' Asks For Money, Proving Scammers Keep Getting More Creative

When this dude received a text message from his neighbor "Jeff," he immediately recognized it as a scam and decided to have a little fun with it, because what else can you really do in that situation? Unfortunately the scammer wasn't really having it in the end, but we still got quite a bit of entertainment out of it!

Funny text message story about a scammer who requests money via Apple Pay | Hello is neighbor with some car trouble can assist My neighbor am experiencing car trouble and left my wallet mistakingly at home Is this Jeff? Yes Oh should've said so can just grab wallet and bring am far away bring could send Apple Pay and will pay back shortly
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Medical Secretary Recounts Eighteen Frustrating And Amusing Tales Of Entitled Patients

No one wants to personally deal with horrible customers or patients, but we do appreciate someone who takes one for the team and lives to tell the tales from it. We thoroughly enjoyed the following stories from an unamused medical secretary! 

If (for some odd reason) you enjoy feeling angry, have some more enraging stories about entitled people via Fail Blog!

Funny Facebook stories about patients from someone who works as a medical secretary | Feb 6 Patient: complains shes been waiting an hour her appointment Also patient: arrives at 130 her 2:30 appointment. Also patient woman just left, why she seen before got here first Because her appointment at 2 and yours wasn't
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Entitled Dude Gets Trolled By Amused Car Seller

Unfortunately we live in a world where a lot of people think it's totally fine to act like self-righteous a-holes. This dude in particular thought he could purchase a car for far cheaper than what the seller was listing. Fortunately for us though, the troll-y seller had a sense of humor about it. 

Click here for more instances of entitled douchebags via Fail Blog!

Funny story about a car seller who tries to troll an entitled buyer | like car also, which is why won't be letting go 9k less than s worth. And not being dik s 7am and got stuff do ready make serious offer let know 07:12 Waste fukin time Absolute dikhead 07:13
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Guy's 'Aunt' Tries To Scam Him Over Facebook So He Whips Out Some Grade-A Trolling

These gift card scammers just won't quit, so much so that it's honestly an art form at this point. Of course, the recipient of the scam in this case is much more skilled at this whole trolling thing than we'll ever be, so we have to salute his hilarious and valiant efforts for that!

Guy's 'Aunt' Tries To Scam Him Over Facebook So He Whips Out Some Grade-A Trolling | Hello are doing? Hey Aunt Christine doing well thank is everyone doing there can now call each other and see information like Active Status and read messages. Doing wonderfully great. Hope everything is going on fine with Yep can't complain stationed San Diego. My wife and kids are back Va Okay. Good hear. Ahh ok heeere we go
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Tumblr Thread Explains Why Maroon 5 Is Definitely Up To Something

Behind the handsome face of Adam Levine lies a conspiracy. At least according to this Tumblr user, who wrote up a whole thread that Maroon 5's popularity is surprisingly low for how many people know and love their songs. While we can't really agree about the quality of their songs, perhaps this Tumblr user is onto something.

Funny Tumblr thread about Maroon 5's popularity | penicillium-pusher don't trust Maroon 5 many people have heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band s zero many s zero. If thinking yourself No love them, they're my fave Are sure? Are really sure? They're absolute complete FAVORITE band
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Elderly Woman Finds Lost Stuffed Animal In This Adorable Facebook Thread

In a time where horrible, awful things are happening all the dang time, it's nice to see some wholesome content occasionally. This woman took to Facebook when she found a lost stuffed animal cat named aptly named "Kit" on the street, attempting to find his owner. Unfortunately the owner was never found, but we enjoyed this adorable thread all the same.

Cute Facebook thread from an elderly woman who finds a stuffed animal on the street and takes it to her home | 11h Found: This little friend couldn't finish his walk and fell asleep on sidewalk on River Mist, beside pond where ducks are fed picked him up and he is enjoying some chocolate chips and water. This retired teacher and Granny will wait until someone picks him up. See 3:47 pm Update! Sweetchool chipe pur mi-sucré te falte aver des inpr | Lost- on River Mist Road, yesterday Is he yours?
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Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

Do you ever wonder what the world will be like when us Millennials get older? We certainly do. This amusing Twitter thread, imagined by Twitter user Zoom Zoom Lagoon, imagines an elderly Millennial's conversation with a youngin and their mom, and let's just say, it seems pretty accurate of what's to come in the future. Now go check out some Millennial memes here!

Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.
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Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

Twitter user Aaron Reynolds got a little surprise visit from a raccoon while relaxing in his hammock and listening to The Rolling Stones. For all the trouble they get into, raccoons sure are lucky that they're so gosh darn cute. Now go check out some prime animal memes here!

Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock
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Guy Shadows A Cop For A Night In This Eye-Opening Twitter Thread

As protesters continue to march through the streets for racial justice, the general public has started to wake up to the realities of policing in America. This Twitter thread, written by University of Florida writing professor Sean Trainor, details a night he spent shadowing a police officer classmate, only to discover just how corrupt the system is.

Let's just say, if you were undecided on the policing system before, this thread might make up your mind.

Interesting Twitter thread from a guy who spent a night riding along with his classmate who was a police officer | Sean Trainor @ess_trainor long time ago younger and dumber did police ride-along with high school classmate who had gone on become cop one most chilling and radicalizing nights my life Thread
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Employee Points Out Boss's Mistake In This Surprisingly Hopeful Thread

Boss-employee confrontations aren't always terrible, as it turns out. Imgur user DiscriminativeStimulus posted an email correspondence with their boss when the company made a mistake by paying them too much in over time. Shockingly, both parties acted like rational adults and justice was had all the same, which gives us a tiny bit more hope in this world.

But if you're in the mood to feel angry at your job, click here for some frustrated work memes via Fail Blog!

Imgur thread about an employer who tried to take back over time pay from one of their employees, employee proves that this action was not just according to Washington state law | Hi are reviewing payroll past few months ensure paid correctly and did find one issue with pay. were overpaid $248.24 over time on pay are planning on deducting this amount this current pay day. If would like us split this between two pay periods please let know by tomorrow.
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Redditors Share Their Unsettling 'Glitch In The Matrix' Moments

It may not be Halloween, but that doesn't mean we can't get our fix of spooky stories in the off-season. Scary stories are one of those things that most people enjoy hearing, but not experiencing themselves. They may give you nightmares but at the end of the day, that adrenaline rush is totally worth it. Now onto the creepy stories! And check out even more on eBaum's World!

Creepy stories on Reddit that people couldn't explain | posted by KitKeating 1985. My ex wife and were sleeping. There small sliver light coming through window streetlight, so room and bed were dimly visible. Our black Pomeranian at end bed asleep dreamt woke up, reached down pet him, and he turned into glossy black bivalve/oyster thing which opened up reveal rows gleaming glass teeth woke up my ex backpedalling up
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