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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Boss berates stellar employee for leaving at 4:55, says 'optics matter': 'I've never missed a deadline'
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Parents threaten to cut their 20-year-old daughter off if she goes to New York City for 10 days for a fully-funded research trip: 'My role in my family makes me like a 3rd parent, yet I am micromanaged like a child.'
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High school teacher learns a life lesson from her 10th-grade student after assigning the class a 20-page paper due in a week that she is “too lazy” to grade efficiently: 'She still had to give me an A.'
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PhD student is forced to thank his university in his thesis, uses the acknowledgment section to vent years of frustration and get the last word: ‘They taught me how to do it without them’
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28 Memes For Anyone Stuck In A Funk And Looking For A Way Out Of It
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