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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Professor assigns students an open-book take home exam, 25% of the class don't do it: 'It’s 40% of the total grade.'
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Lazy employee demands coworker cancel customer policy, faces clapback in response: 'I've had enough'
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Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'
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HR sends out automated email warning employee their 'engagement score' has dropped 7 points, fails to realize he was working on a deep-work project
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31-year-old aunt left with surprise babysitting duty at a family party, so she takes her 7-year-old niece home to make a point to her entitled sister: ‘Don’t dump your kid on me and leave’
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