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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'
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Woman refuses to split inheritance with her friend Rachel, who claims years of friendship and the occasional coffee she bought in college entitle her to half the amount: ‘She blocked me and told our mutual friends I “ghosted her after I got rich”’
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'Did you want me plop down and sit on it?': 24-year-old drops iced coffee at work, busybody 55-year-old coworker tells her to clean it up as she's already running to get paper towels, she snaps back
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28-year-old father of 2 asks his 22-year-old college student girlfriend to move in with him and pay half of his bills: 'He said “we’d be a family” and that his kids would be like mine in the future'
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21-year-old friend group caught in conflict after asking a mother’s young kids to stop filming at concert, group then blamed when mosh pit breaks out: 'Music festivals aren’t a place for children'
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