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Memes For Sophisticated People Who Cook Their Pizza Rolls In The Oven

Everyone knows that heating food up in the oven is classier than heating it up in the microwave. It's just facts. These dank memes are all about the superiority of cooking pizza rolls in the oven, and we think you're gonna like 'em. 

Check out some of our favorite high-quality dank memes from last week here!

Funny dank memes about pizza rolls made in the oven vs. them made in the microwave | pizza rolls microwave pizza rolls toaster oven drakeposting | meme man stonks make pizza rolls with oven instead microwave shef
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Funny Thread Suggests The Dorito Name Is Some Dark Magic Crap

We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig's spin on the tale is our favorite. It's quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit that Wendig had us in the first half of the thread (not gonna lie), but things quickly spiral into deliciously unbelievable territory. And right now, we need all the fantastical and stupid tales we can get.

Funny twitter thread about Doritos name origin, dark humor, chuck wendig | Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come 8:57 AM 3/27/20 Twitter Web Client | asked my dogs and my son and all quarantine but all came consensus s probably doradito, or "golden brown but dogs
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Sixteen Chicken Nugget Memes In Honor Of The Internet's Favorite Food

It's no secret that the internet goes insane for chicken nuggets, or as many affectionately refer to them, "chicky nuggies." We all can recall the days when our moms would give in and get us McDonald's chicken nuggets for dinner, foregoing cooking a meal with any sort of nutritional value.

Funny dank memes about chicken nuggets, or "chiccy nuggies" | Steven Crowder at a desk meme: "Boneless wings" are adult chicken nuggets CHANGE MY MIND. X-men meme Magneto asking Mystique to show him the real her but instead it's all different types of food: 9 year olds prefer real food said real food. Perfection.
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Forty-Six Horrifying Pop Tart Flavors That Are Fake, Thank God

If you don't want Pop Tarts completely ruined for you, then you should probably steer clear from this gallery. However, if you couldn't care less about the delicious pastry of our  collective childhoods, then scroll down for some disturbing and thankfully completely made-up flavors that someone clearly created out of crippling boredom!

Funny and weird pics of strange Pop Tart flavors | shrek flavored pop tarts Baked with Real Fruit Frosted Swamp 12 TOASTER PASTRIES
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'Slim Jim' Is Winning The Internet With Its Impeccable Instagram Game

In this day and age, social media can really make or break a brand. We all know that companies like Wendy's are killing it, but honestly we think Slim Jim's social media manager might give them a run for their money with their hysterical Instagram account

So grab yourself a delicious long boi and browse through a few of Slim Jim's hysterical house-made memes and tweets straight from their Instagram account!

Funny memes and tweets from the Slim Jim Instagram account | Person - B slimjim ALIEN GANG Jim after airdropping long boi memes about clapping thicc alien cheeks everyone on line at gas station Liked by tindervsreality and 44,418 others slimjim making difference SOON View all 816 comments dr doofnsmurtz Is this actual slim Jim page or meme acC slimjim @dr_doofns_nigga yes 6 days ago
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Funny Hot Pockets meme about how women's jeans often have no pockets
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You get no pockets, and you get no pockets - NOBODY gets any goddamn pockets!

Funny tweet that reads, "This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like, 'God, I'm so mad! I want to die!' So God said 'here's some food, why don't you have a nap?' So Elijah slept, ate, and decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap and a snack"
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Next time your boss tells you not to sleep at your desk, tell them God said it was okay.

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10 Pics Of Jeff Goldblum Lookin' Like A Snacc While Resembling Various Pop-Tart Flavors

It's Jeff Goldblum, everybody! In light of the recent "Celebrities-As-Things" meme fad that has been gracing the internet, it appears that Mr. Goldblum and his crazy outfits fit right in with the whimsical color schemes of the beloved Pop-Tart that everyone loves. How could anyone not love this dapper man?

Jeff Goldblum as pop tarts, pop tarts flavors, celebs as objects
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