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Everyone knows that heating food up in the oven is classier than heating it up in the microwave. It's just facts. These dank memes are all about the superiority of cooking pizza rolls in the oven, and we think you're gonna like 'em.
Check out some of our favorite high-quality dank memes from last week here!
We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig's spin on the tale is our favorite. It's quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit that Wendig had us in the first half of the thread (not gonna lie), but things quickly spiral into deliciously unbelievable territory. And right now, we need all the fantastical and stupid tales we can get.
It's no secret that the internet goes insane for chicken nuggets, or as many affectionately refer to them, "chicky nuggies." We all can recall the days when our moms would give in and get us McDonald's chicken nuggets for dinner, foregoing cooking a meal with any sort of nutritional value.
If you don't want Pop Tarts completely ruined for you, then you should probably steer clear from this gallery. However, if you couldn't care less about the delicious pastry of our collective childhoods, then scroll down for some disturbing and thankfully completely made-up flavors that someone clearly created out of crippling boredom!
In this day and age, social media can really make or break a brand. We all know that companies like Wendy's are killing it, but honestly we think Slim Jim's social media manager might give them a run for their money with their hysterical Instagram account.
So grab yourself a delicious long boi and browse through a few of Slim Jim's hysterical house-made memes and tweets straight from their Instagram account!
Next time your boss tells you not to sleep at your desk, tell them God said it was okay.
It's Jeff Goldblum, everybody! In light of the recent "Celebrities-As-Things" meme fad that has been gracing the internet, it appears that Mr. Goldblum and his crazy outfits fit right in with the whimsical color schemes of the beloved Pop-Tart that everyone loves. How could anyone not love this dapper man?
