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Happy Hump Day, freakazoids! We've almost made it to the middle of the seemingly endless week. But let's be real: for most of us, time is barely something we can wrap our minds around. It could be Sunday, it could be Monday. It could be Wednesday. Whatever day it actually is, these memes are here to make it better. 

It's been a few months since he blocked and then unblocked you. A few weeks since he watched your Instagram story. Does that mean he still cares? The truth is that doesn't even matter. It's time to stop investing your time and emotions in someone who went out of their way to hurt you and who doesn't want to be in your life. It would be better to invest your time loving yourself, and looking at dumb memes. We're here to help you with that second part.

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Parenting is a lot of things, but it sure as hell ain't glamorous. These texts manage to capture the laughs, the exhaustion, and the poopy truths of raising children. We just hope they don't trigger you too much.

Happy hump day, freaks! While the agony of Super Tuesday has come and gone, Coronavirus is still at our doorsteps and, well, people in general suck. The best way to distract ourselves from the insanity? Definitely memes. And we've got a whole lot of 'em right here. 

They lurk in the night. They're kind of cute. And their penchant for eating trash is, well, kind of relatable if you look at our Seamless order history. These memes are dedicated to opossums and raccoons, lovable critters that deserve more respect.

It's the weekend, and while some people choose to kick it with the boys and a cold beer, we're perfectly happy to sit on a comfy couch and scroll through some random memes. This selection of funny tweets and fresh memes is perfect for blowing off the week's steam and improving ones mood. Have at 'em  and keep on keepin' on. 

Twitter is always a bit of a terrifying minefield, but this is ever more true during election season. When politics are being shoved down your throat 24/7, it's nice to take a break from it all. So what if you like funny tweets but don't want to read any cringey takes on Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump? Well, we've got you covered. We've collected some funny fresh tweets and put 'em all in one place. No politics allowed.

My mother used to say that if you're bored you must be boring. For a while I believed her, but it turns out that was just an attempt at fostering creativity and curiosity in my young brain. Thirty years later I'm still bored and have nothing to show for my days of being "not boring". If you can relate to this sad story and are bored out of your mind, these memes and tweets might help you turn things around. 

As hump day comes to a close, let us reflect on the amazing things we've accomplished and all the optimism we have for the future. Just kidding. We're not sure about you, but we just want to unwind. We're overworked and overtired, what we really need is a crap ton of memes to help us ease into the abyss of slumber.

Are you feeling a bit of the old ennui? Is seasonal affective disorder numbing the emotions you once felt? Are you just bored of everything? We may have an antidote for you. These cringey screenshots and cursed images have been carefully culled from the dark, weird, and honestly freaky corners of the internet. We're pretty sure you'll agree that they're anything but boring, and they might even leave you feel sickly refreshed.

Catch our previous WTF Wednesday gallery here.

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What do we want? 

Memes! 

When do we want them? 

When we're expected to do anything remotely productive. 

Life is pain. It's treacherous, turbulent, and often feels like freakin' torture. Between the sad state of the world and the pathetic state of our social lives, there's not much getting us through. Except for memes. Glorious memes. And tweets! Clever tweets. We rounded some of 'em up in the hopes that they'll help you, too.

Memes. 

All I really want is memes. 

And in the morning it's memes. 

'Cause in the evening it's memes.

It's amazing how easy it is to parody "Girls" by Beastie Boys. It's even easier when it's the weekend and you've got nothing better to do. Another way to spend this valuable free time is by 

Well, we (mostly) made it through the holidays in one piece. And hopefully we've remedied those New Year's Eve hangovers by this point. To help you sink back to reality and distract yourself from your unmissed responsibilities we've rounded up this batch of moderately amusing memes and tweets. And a lot of musings about how time is a construct and 2020 will be a wash.