Can't stop, won't stop

How novel

one is never enough

send this to your teacher friends

Embrace modernism

Everlasting

Let's get to scratching!

Open wide

They're memes!

We're giving the people what they want

Take one for the road

Let's get weird

Let's get fabulous

Trippy

The struggle is real, but the memes are realer.

I am just like you: I can't get through a meal without some entertainment helping me along. Sure, sometimes I eat dinner with other people, and sometimes I scarf down my meals so quickly I can't even watch a TikTok before finishing them, but when I'm alone and taking my time, I need to be distracted by something. When I'm feeling wild, I will try to eat a meal over the course of an entire episode of Frasier. Anyone who has eaten with me knows that I scarf down food like a vacuum cleaner, so spe…