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NYC Landlord Raises Tenant's Rent from $2845 to $4100, Despite the One-Bedroom Apartment Having Bird Mites in the Shower

Emmy Pratt

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Green-haired dude tells his friend not to use his shampoo, friend uses it and freaks out when her blonde hair turns green: 'She said that I should have specifically told her it had green dye in it.'

Emmy Pratt

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'You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it': 25+ of the funniest shower thoughts of the month for deep thinkers

JR Atkinson

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Gym issues warning to member for showering without working out, says they'll face fines: 'Hopefully they don't watch for people skipping leg day'

JR Atkinson

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Family shuts off hot water heater for 9 hours a day, gets offended when visiting son-in-law complains: '3 days, 3 freezing showers, 0 heads up'

Ally Perry

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Gym-goer takes 25-minute "everything shower" at their $130/month gym, ignores repeated knocks on the door: 'Gym showers are for getting the basics done, not spending almost 30 minutes deep conditioning your hair'

JR Atkinson

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Dad refuses to call an ambulance for his 25-year-old son, whose spleen ruptured, because he was at work and ambulances are expensive: 'He looked at me and asked if I could drive myself.'

Emmy Pratt

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'Dropping a book you're not enjoying is elite adulthood': What's something you didn't realize was optional in life?

JR Atkinson

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Adult son living at home takes a 20-minute shower every day at 7:30 AM in a 5-person house with 1 bathroom, father forces him to change his routine: 'I don't think twenty minutes is too long'

JR Atkinson

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25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (November 4, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Mom scolds other mom for sharing water bill with teenage kids to stop them taking long showers: 'I don't see showing them as a bad thing'

Ally Perry

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Gross dude only showers once every 3-4 days, can't understand why his roommate says he stinks: 'This was news to me because literally nobody has ever said anything before'

Emmy Pratt

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25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (September 19, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

Ally Perry

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25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (May 13, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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30+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (April 18, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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