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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

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Attention-Seeking Thirst Trap Gets Trolled Like Crazy

There's no shortage of thirst traps these days on the internet - and maybe, just maybe, people are starting to call their posters out. This weekend Twitter decided to f*ck with one such busty broad. User @_michellecjj learned this the hard way after posting a very revealing photo to the site, captioned "I look like all you need." While some people opted to berate the woman, others decided to mock her by claiming she looks like anything but whatever it is they truly need. For example - a good job. These are some of our favorite of the zingers.

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Tolkien Tuesday #45: 40+ Dank & Dumb 'Lord of the Rings' Memes

Welcome back to Tolkien Tuesday, fools. In case you weren't aware, this is our weekly installment of funny, fresh, and fabulously dumb Lord of the Rings memes. It's easy to supply you with this incredibly specific (and nerdy) brand of entertainment as there is absolutely no shortage of these memes on the internet. Why? It's so damn easy to relate nearly every meme format to the series, and even easier to utilize the fantastical scenes to craft highly relatable jokes from our Earth instead of Tolkien's Middle-earth. 

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23 Cringey Times People Overshared When No One Asked

The internet is full of overzealous posters who have absolutely no filter when it comes to sharing crude details about their personal lives with the world wide web. And when it comes to sex, many embellish the truth or obviously lie about their sex lives to seem badass to total strangers who couldn't care less. Many examples of these instances of unwarranted oversharing are well documented over at r/ihavesex. We've gathered some prime, wince-worthy screenshots from the subreddit if you're in the mood to cringe.

sexy times, sex, nsfw, cringe, gross, reddit, twitter, facebook, funny comments, oversharing, no one cares, inappropriate, funny reviews, funny, facebook, tmi | just had sex NOT WITH CAT WHY DID SCREENSHOT | Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemin ant ma hterlite O SYRACUSE.COM 2 MIN READ Great-grandson Syracuse's Aunt Jemima angry at her removal This is an injustice Ton Enn and my last girlfriend did some really kinky shit with pancake syrup. Just sayin 4h Like Reply
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Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we're not interested in the safe stuff like Thrawn or Mara Jade—we're talkin' Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love. This is Canonball. 

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Women Share Dumb Things Men Have Said To Them About Sex And Women's Health

As reproductive rights are being stripped from women in Alabama and Missouri, many women are coming out to discuss their experiences with abortion and reproductive health. After reading this Twitter thread from @brownandbella, we are starting to think that we need to talk not only about the right to choose, but about the state of sexual education in the United States. These astounding shows of ignorance are definitely proof that something needs to change. We might be chuckling at some of these tweets, but reality of it all is pretty frickin' dark.

Twitter thread from @brownandbella baout the dumbest things men have said about sex and reproductive health | tweet by Varah T @VarahTs 7h Replying brownandbella and @ReignOfApril coworker genuinely thought women did all our business, including birth, out 1 hole. He his late 20s went on lunch
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23 Relationship Memes Ranging From Sappy To Saucy

Sometimes they are so imperfect they are doomed to fail. It is a mystery sometimes how people come together, and how they stay that way longer than half a second. And sometimes they are so imperfect in the best way. Those goofy couples that are simply adorkable together. With almost vomitory cuteness and endless photos on social media expressing themselves as only they know how. Or, behind the scenes the girl is yelling at the guy to smile right and complaining that the side she's on doesn't compliment her, even though she took 20 pictures on that side that day. Either or, it's your own perception. These memes are for all the couples out there. Whether you wanna make your boo smile while they are at work, or laugh after you've had a fight, there are some gems that'll do just the trick. 

If you ever wondered what really goes on when it gets hot and heavy at home for couples, they may not be exactly what you are looking for, but these hilarious sexual relationship memes will give you a peek at what is really going on. Or these relationship memes that are way too accurate for comfort, and will definitely have you comparing to your own happily ever after story. And finally, some more relationship memes that your special someone will appreciate getting.


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Twitter Has Meltdown Over The Lola Bunny Redesign

It's pretty easy to laugh at furries. The subculture's pervy fanaticism towards anthropomorphic animals can be a lot to take in. Recent movies such as Zootopia only seem to fan the flames of furry desire. Today, thanks to news of Space Jam: A New Legacy's redesign of the sultry Lola Rabbit, we're reminded that these creepy (and horny) tendencies were prevalent as early as 1996.

For those of you who were unaware, Lola Bunny, Bugs Bunny's love interest, is as curvy as she is good at basketball. The artists bestowed her with a pretty serious rack and child-birthing hips. These qualities alarmed the reboot's Director, Malcolm D. Lee, who told Entertainment Weekly that he wanted to wanted to update the look for a more modern and less sexualized appearance. "This is 2021," he said. "It's important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters." 

While we can definitely see where he's coming from (we should not be feeling jealous of a rabbit's assets), the response on Twitter has been mostly negative. And revealing. Seems like there are a whole lot of horny and nostalgic people who really, really hate Lola's less-sexy look and apparent breast reduction. While we're feeling kind of creeped out by how passionate the people are, it's definitely a cause that is both cringey and hilarious. We've put together some of the best responses in this gallery, but we're pretty certain this will be talked about for a while. Frankly, we're surprised that some incel hasn't made a Change.org petition demanding a return to tradition.

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27 Sexual Memes For The Dirty-Minded

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

sex memes, funny sex memes, sexy memes, sexual memes, viagra | Couch - bae so sweet. she sent this pic her job interview today. good luck v | Person - Send nudes get home so know safe
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30 Ironic Sex Memes Filled With Stupidity

Ah, the birds and the bees. We've featured some galleries about woefully stupid people who desperately need sex education. Today we're focusing on purposefully dumb memes about sexy time. They're very cringey and make very little sense, but somehow that ups the humor factor by a lot. If you want more, you can browse through hundreds of similarly stupid sex memes at Know Your Meme. Happy scrolling!

Stupid ironic sex memes, sex isn't real, impact font, reddit memes | GUYS HAVE DID CALCULATIONS NATURAL Lm 5EX-0 MSTORGE DRGSMalh FALSE SMI MODE SETUP SEX IS NOT REAL calculator | find out sex is more than just holding hands Wikihow illustration woman gagging
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27 Relationship Memes That Are Overflowing With Sarcasm

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often f-cked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b--ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place.

More Relationship Memes?

Want to know everything and anything there is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes or these regular relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest. And finally some spicy relationship memes for the extra flavor.


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Twitter Thread Proves People Will Bang To Absolutely Anything

In media, people spend a lot of time setting the mood before doing the nasty. Lighting way too many candles. Queuing up some soulful Barry White-esque grooves. Maybe throwing about some rose petals. Most sex-havers, however, know that's not how it actually goes. Sometimes when you "Netflix and Chill" the entertainment is less than sexy. And this Twitter thread from @marisagz is a testament to how little people care about the background when they're ready to get it on. It's an amusing thread, and definitely left us feeling happy that we're not the only people who have had sex to something like Shrek.

Funny twitter thread about the worst things that were on (music or tv) while having sex | Marisa Galvez @masiragz ld what's the worst thing that's been in the background while you've had sex? for me it's ratatouille Sarah @sarahlindish A rabbit shrieking as it was being eaten alive by an owl. Bits were falling on the tent.
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Saucy Thread Of Zingers That Apply Both In The Kitchen & In The Bedroom

We at Memebase are suckers for saucy bits of innuendo, and this Twitter thread absolutely excels in that department. Twitter user @slinan asked her followers "What's something you could say both during sex and while cooking?" yesterday and the responses, which are spicy as hell, do not disappoint. We've put the our favorite zingers in this gallery, but there's loads more hilarity over at the thread.

Funny twitter thread about sex and cooking What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking | Lina Lundin @slinan 's something could say both during sex and while cooking? | President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXII Replying slinan This isn't going great, let's just order pizza. 7:24 PM 6/30/20 Twitter Web App
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Twitter Users Share The Wildest Stuff They've Heard While Having Sex

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

Funny tweets about the wildest thing someone said to them while they were having sex | meen @meenaamani_ My bf said chicka chicka ahhh and turned over like huh? He said s they change scenes on Doug KRT ANGLE @SAUCEMCGRAW 2d Wildest thing someone ever said during sex? | Swagler @TheCEOofCEOs Replying SAUCEMCGRAW ready switch positions riding and he said guess check engine light came on 8:51 PM 6/7/20 Twitter Android
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Memes & Tweets For Every Level Of Dating

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

Funny dating memes, relationship memes, sex memes, sexy memes, choking | STAR WARS LEGO COMPLETE SAGA LUCASARTS. LEGO Star Wars girlfriend Complete Saga has no emotions has mood swings X might break up with X will never leave will someday die X timeless classic fea?ures many exotic planets ;accepts number only on Earth X won't let cheat X fun cheat codes @gungan_grand_arm | both agree on where eat
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20 Relatable Marriage Memes For Anyone With A Ball And Chain

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Marriage memes, sex, cleaing, husbands, wives | someone grabbing shaggy's shoulder from behind: my husband tries using back rub trick into sex. melissa mccarthy in bridesmaids: husband is unexpectedly home and don't want him see all clothes just bought Look away!
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Quarantined Twitter Users Are Getting Hot Over Inanimate Objects

Pretty much everyone is struggling with the pandemic, but some seem to be coping worse than others. This definitely goes for horny Twitter users. Quarantined memers have been sharing photos of inanimate objects that resemble naughty body parts and claiming they're about to "risk it all " or "act up." While cabin fever hasn't hit us quite as hard, we definitely appreciate this host of surprisingly sexy everyday objects. We've included our favorite of these saucy tweets, but you can read more about the trend on Know Your Meme. Just don't spend too much time looking at the photos. You might end up as frustrated as the people who tweeted them.

Funny tweets about people in quarantine getting horny over inanimate objects, risk it all, act up, twitter meme | Quarantine Pffft can handle no problem Day 9 sofa that looks like a butt anthony adams rubbing hands | day 8 quarantine ceiling is gonna make act up ceiling lambs cast shadows that look like a pair of breasts
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