Some of these Twitter stars should write books, but we'll take these short and tasty tidbits while we wait.
sexy times
Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often f*cked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap.
Remember baseball sex metaphors? How in High School Jessica H. was so cool because she went to THIRD base with CHAD? Well, the metaphors are getting a very funny revamp over on Twitter. It would seem people think the current "base system" is antiquated and a poor reflection of our stages of intimacy. It's 2018 and people have been going straight to what we used to say was a "home run." These tweets answer the question of what comes after our new "first base." They're hilariously telling.
If you're in the middle of a dry spell, you're also in luck. Twitter's new favorite meme is a self-deprecating look at the rollercoasters we experience when we're not getting any action. The tweets are witty, sad, and downright embarrassing all at once. So obviously, we're obsessed.
Daily Star published an article yesterday entitled, "Men Reveal the Three Words They LOVE to Hear During Sex," and of course people on Twitter started making fun of the article by posting their own ridiculous three words.
