It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.
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Sometimes, you just need a long list of funny memes without having to explain anything to anyone. This is such a list.
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Memes so funny you'll breathe slightly heavier out of your nose for like 2 seconds while pursing your lips to avoid actually smiling. Who wouldn't want that? Well these Funny Memes might suffice. If you need a little more, head over to eBaum's and sample out these Funny Memes That You Might Enjoy. Caution: these memes may be too funny for some people.
All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring.
The concept of the aphrodisiac has been around for most of human history. Some popular ones include chocolate, chili peppers or even pistachios, but have you tried memes? All you have to do is send one on over to your slam piece and let it do all the talking for you. No effort necessary.
Okay let's be real here, you're probably not getting laid tonight, but you can always dream. We hope you can live vicariously through these memes at least. Yeah, let's go with that.
NSFW: While these memes don't technically show anything dirty happening, they definitely utilize stills from some of the internet's favorite pornography. Scrolling through Pornhub or Xvideos may not provide you with intellectually stimulating content, but we're amazed at how these dirty videos are reborn through Recontextualized Porn Memes. Here are some of our favorite naughty memes.
Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite.
Need to Dirty up your Thursday? Keep reading
Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.
Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex was so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals
Need to cool off after all that heat? Check out some hilarious Thirsty Thursday memes or these savage Thursday memes to catch a breather.
We've all heard of catfishing - but right now the internet is abuzz with the phrase "cockfishing." The term is exactly what it sounds like: a word for when men grossly misrepresent the size of their manhood in the hopes of ensnaring a sexual partner. It's mean, it's immoral, and thanks to the iPhone 11's wide mode, easier than ever. And dudes are excited. Since the phone's announcement, folks on twitter have been responding quite favorably to the way wide mode makes a phallic shape (in this case, an innocent banana) look way longer than it actually is. It's been such a hot topic that we urge the cock-inclined to be careful when judging by a dick pic. Some things may not be as they seem.
Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.
Calling all weeaboos! Whether you're into cat girls or some of the weirder crap, chances are you can't peruse hentai at work. We've put together this list of anime memes that are a bit more acceptable for when you're scrolling on the job. Your coworkers will still think you're a nerd but hey, you probably won't get fired.
A lot of meme accounts and "curators" post screen shots of funny tweets to Instagram, but nobody does it as well or as consistently as @bipolarexpress420. Their mix of 280-character wit and amusingly relatable tidbits is the perfect way to scroll your way to happiness and entertainment. If you like what you see, consider giving 'em a follow!
There are certain unalienable facts about the internet that nobody can argue with. Rule 34 comes to mind. If it exists, there's a porno of it. Another internet "rule" is that Spongebob memes will never, ever, stop. This new format that's popping off on Reddit pretty much proves this to be true. This format features a still of Spongebob getting up from a chair, accompanied by the text "Ight Imma Head Out." It's being used to convey situations we all want to leave, or situations in which some people are more likely to leave. The memes are great, and there's a crap ton of 'em floating around all our favorite meme subreddits. Here are a few more spongebob memes that we were particularly excited about.
