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Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite. 

Need to Dirty up your Thursday? Keep reading

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex was so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals

Need to cool off after all that heat? Check out some hilarious Thirsty Thursday memes or these savage Thursday memes to catch a breather.

There are limits to what we can peruse at work. You're not going to be able to indulge in free cams or sexy videos on the job. But these sexual memes might just let you feel a little naughty without getting a call from HR. 

We've all heard of catfishing - but right now the internet is abuzz with the phrase "cockfishing." The term is exactly what it sounds like: a word for when men grossly misrepresent the size of their manhood in the hopes of ensnaring a sexual partner. It's mean, it's immoral, and thanks to the iPhone 11's wide mode, easier than ever. And dudes are excited.  Since the phone's announcement, folks on twitter have been responding quite favorably to the way wide mode makes a phallic shape (in this case, an innocent banana) look way longer than it actually is. It's been such a hot topic that we urge the cock-inclined to be careful when judging by a dick pic. Some things may not be as they seem.

Are you the kind of person who can't help but make things sexual? Has it been way too long since you felt a sexy human touch? Either way, these horny memes are guaranteed to satisfy your inner freak. Or we'll give you your money back.

Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.

All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring. 

NSFW: While these memes don't technically show anything dirty happening, they definitely utilize stills from some of the internet's favorite pornography. Scrolling through Pornhub or Xvideos may not provide you with intellectually stimulating content, but we're amazed at how these dirty videos are reborn through Recontextualized Porn Memes. Here are some of our favorite naughty memes.

These pics will remind you of seventh grade health class when the teacher told you the test would be "hard" and the whole class laughed hysterically. Click here for more dirty memes, and here if you still need more!

Calling all weeaboos! Whether you're into cat girls or some of the weirder crap, chances are you can't peruse hentai at work. We've put together this list of anime memes that are a bit more acceptable for when you're scrolling on the job. Your coworkers will still think you're a nerd but hey, you probably won't get fired.

Tired of sex memes being geared at dudes? This gallery is for you. Whether you're mostly in love with your vibrator or can't keep track of your dick appointments, there's something in this batch of sexy memes for every brand of horny woman. Happy scrolling!

A lot of meme accounts and "curators" post screen shots of funny tweets to Instagram, but nobody does it as well or as consistently as @bipolarexpress420. Their mix of 280-character wit and amusingly relatable tidbits is the perfect way to scroll your way to happiness and entertainment. If you like what you see, consider giving 'em a follow!

There are certain unalienable facts about the internet that nobody can argue with. Rule 34 comes to mind. If it exists, there's a porno of it. Another internet "rule" is that Spongebob memes will never, ever, stop. This new format that's popping off on Reddit pretty much proves this to be true. This format features a still of Spongebob getting up from a chair, accompanied by the text "Ight Imma Head Out." It's being used to convey situations we all want to leave, or situations in which some people are more likely to leave. The memes are great, and there's a crap ton of 'em floating around all our favorite meme subreddits. Here are a few that we were particularly excited about. 

If you've been having tons of sex and can't think about anything else, or need an outlet for your unfulfilled sexual urges, these memes are for you. They're not exactly safe for work, so it's best if you peruse them in a private place, and probably with clean hands. When you're finished having your special meme time and need more, check out some more of our raunchy memes or memes that are for adults only.

There's no shortage of thirst traps these days on the internet - and maybe, just maybe, people are starting to call their posters out. This weekend Twitter decided to f*ck with one such busty broad. User @_michellecjj learned this the hard way after posting a very revealing photo to the site, captioned "I look like all you need." While some people opted to berate the woman, others decided to mock her by claiming she looks like anything but whatever it is they truly need. For example - a good job. These are some of our favorite of the zingers.