sexy times

There's no shortage of thirst traps these days on the internet - and maybe, just maybe, people are starting to call their posters out. This weekend Twitter decided to f*ck with one such busty broad. User @_michellecjj learned this the hard way after posting a very revealing photo to the site, captioned "I look like all you need." While some people opted to berate the woman, others decided to mock her by claiming she looks like anything but whatever it is they truly need. For example - a good job. These are some of our favorite of the zingers.

Welcome back to Tolkien Tuesday, fools. In case you weren't aware, this is our weekly installment of funny, fresh, and fabulously dumb Lord of the Rings memes. It's easy to supply you with this incredibly specific (and nerdy) brand of entertainment as there is absolutely no shortage of these memes on the internet. Why? It's so damn easy to relate nearly every meme format to the series, and even easier to utilize the fantastical scenes to craft highly relatable jokes from our Earth instead of Tolkien's Middle-earth. 

The internet is full of overzealous posters who have absolutely no filter when it comes to sharing crude details about their personal lives with the world wide web. And when it comes to sex, many embellish the truth or obviously lie about their sex lives to seem badass to total strangers who couldn't care less. Many examples of these instances of unwarranted oversharing are well documented over at r/ihavesex. We've gathered some prime, wince-worthy screenshots from the subreddit if you're in the mood to cringe.

As reproductive rights are being stripped from women in Alabama and Missouri, many women are coming out to discuss their experiences with abortion and reproductive health. After reading this Twitter thread from @brownandbella, we are starting to think that we need to talk not only about the right to choose, but about the state of sexual education in the United States. These astounding shows of ignorance are definitely proof that something needs to change. We might be chuckling at some of these tweets, but reality of it all is pretty frickin' dark.

It's pretty easy to laugh at furries. The subculture's pervy fanaticism towards anthropomorphic animals can be a lot to take in. Recent movies such as Zootopia only seem to fan the flames of furry desire. Today, thanks to news of Space Jam: A New Legacy's redesign of the sultry Lola Rabbit, we're reminded that these creepy (and horny) tendencies were prevalent as early as 1996.

For those of you who were unaware, Lola Bunny, Bugs Bunny's love interest, is as curvy as she is good at basketball. The artists bestowed her with a pretty serious rack and child-birthing hips. These qualities alarmed the reboot's Director, Malcolm D. Lee, who told Entertainment Weekly that he wanted to wanted to update the look for a more modern and less sexualized appearance. "This is 2021," he said. "It's important to reflect the authenticity of strong, capable female characters." 

While we can definitely see where he's coming from (we should not be feeling jealous of a rabbit's assets), the response on Twitter has been mostly negative. And revealing. Seems like there are a whole lot of horny and nostalgic people who really, really hate Lola's less-sexy look and apparent breast reduction. While we're feeling kind of creeped out by how passionate the people are, it's definitely a cause that is both cringey and hilarious. We've put together some of the best responses in this gallery, but we're pretty certain this will be talked about for a while. Frankly, we're surprised that some incel hasn't made a Change.org petition demanding a return to tradition.

Ah, the birds and the bees. We've featured some galleries about woefully stupid people who desperately need sex education. Today we're focusing on purposefully dumb memes about sexy time. They're very cringey and make very little sense, but somehow that ups the humor factor by a lot. If you want more, you can browse through hundreds of similarly stupid sex memes at Know Your Meme. Happy scrolling!

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often f-cked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b--ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place.

More Relationship Memes?

Want to know everything and anything there is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes or these regular relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest. And finally some spicy relationship memes for the extra flavor.

In media, people spend a lot of time setting the mood before doing the nasty. Lighting way too many candles. Queuing up some soulful Barry White-esque grooves. Maybe throwing about some rose petals. Most sex-havers, however, know that's not how it actually goes. Sometimes when you "Netflix and Chill" the entertainment is less than sexy. And this Twitter thread from @marisagz is a testament to how little people care about the background when they're ready to get it on. It's an amusing thread, and definitely left us feeling happy that we're not the only people who have had sex to something like Shrek.

We at Memebase are suckers for saucy bits of innuendo, and this Twitter thread absolutely excels in that department. Twitter user @slinan asked her followers "What's something you could say both during sex and while cooking?" yesterday and the responses, which are spicy as hell, do not disappoint. We've put the our favorite zingers in this gallery, but there's loads more hilarity over at the thread.

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Pretty much everyone is struggling with the pandemic, but some seem to be coping worse than others. This definitely goes for horny Twitter users. Quarantined memers have been sharing photos of inanimate objects that resemble naughty body parts and claiming they're about to "risk it all " or "act up." While cabin fever hasn't hit us quite as hard, we definitely appreciate this host of surprisingly sexy everyday objects. We've included our favorite of these saucy tweets, but you can read more about the trend on Know Your Meme. Just don't spend too much time looking at the photos. You might end up as frustrated as the people who tweeted them.