sexy times

In media, people spend a lot of time setting the mood before doing the nasty. Lighting way too many candles. Queuing up some soulful Barry White-esque grooves. Maybe throwing about some rose petals. Most sex-havers, however, know that's not how it actually goes. Sometimes when you "Netflix and Chill" the entertainment is less than sexy. And this Twitter thread from @marisagz is a testament to how little people care about the background when they're ready to get it on. It's an amusing thread, and definitely left us feeling happy that we're not the only people who have had sex to something like Shrek.

We at Memebase are suckers for saucy bits of innuendo, and this Twitter thread absolutely excels in that department. Twitter user @slinan asked her followers "What's something you could say both during sex and while cooking?" yesterday and the responses, which are spicy as hell, do not disappoint. We've put the our favorite zingers in this gallery, but there's loads more hilarity over at the thread.

Ah, the birds and the bees. We've featured some galleries about woefully stupid people who desperately need sex education. Today we're focusing on purposefully dumb memes about sexy time. They're very cringey and make very little sense, but somehow that ups the humor factor by a lot. If you want more, you can browse through hundreds of similarly stupid sex memes at Know Your Meme. Happy scrolling!

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often f-cked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b--ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place.

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Want to know everything and anything there is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes or these regular relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest. And finally some spicy relationship memes for the extra flavor.

There are a lot of things you can say about sex, but hopefully everyone can agree on this: doing the nasty can be extremely funny, intentionally or not. The weird sounds. Zany kinks. Corny soundtracks. But. as Twitter user @saucemcgraw proves in this twitter thread, sometimes its the stuff we utter in the throes of passion that's funniest of all. 

As reproductive rights are being stripped from women in Alabama and Missouri, many women are coming out to discuss their experiences with abortion and reproductive health. After reading this Twitter thread from @brownandbella, we are starting to think that we need to talk not only about the right to choose, but about the state of sexual education in the United States. These astounding shows of ignorance are definitely proof that something needs to change. We might be chuckling at some of these tweets, but reality of it all is pretty frickin' dark.

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Pretty much everyone is struggling with the pandemic, but some seem to be coping worse than others. This definitely goes for horny Twitter users. Quarantined memers have been sharing photos of inanimate objects that resemble naughty body parts and claiming they're about to "risk it all " or "act up." While cabin fever hasn't hit us quite as hard, we definitely appreciate this host of surprisingly sexy everyday objects. We've included our favorite of these saucy tweets, but you can read more about the trend on Know Your Meme. Just don't spend too much time looking at the photos. You might end up as frustrated as the people who tweeted them.

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All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring. And if you're in the mood for more, here are some funny relationship memes that even single people might be able to relate to, and some relationship memes that you should definitely send you special someone.

The concept of the aphrodisiac has been around for most of human history. Some popular ones include chocolate, chili peppers or even pistachios, but have you tried memes? All you have to do is send one on over to your slam piece and let it do all the talking for you. No effort necessary.

Okay let's be real here, you're probably not getting laid tonight, but you can always dream. We hope you can live vicariously through these memes at least. Yeah, let's go with that.

NSFW: While these memes don't technically show anything dirty happening, they definitely utilize stills from some of the internet's favorite pornography. Scrolling through Pornhub or Xvideos may not provide you with intellectually stimulating content, but we're amazed at how these dirty videos are reborn through Recontextualized Porn Memes. Here are some of our favorite naughty memes.

Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite. 

Need to Dirty up your Thursday? Keep reading

Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.

Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals

Need to cool off after all that heat? Check out some hilarious Thirsty Thursday memes or these savage Thursday memes to catch a breather.

There are limits to what we can peruse at work. You're not going to be able to indulge in free cams or sexy videos on the job. But these sexual memes might just let you feel a little naughty without getting a call from HR. 

We've all heard of catfishing - but right now the internet is abuzz with the phrase "cockfishing." The term is exactly what it sounds like: a word for when men grossly misrepresent the size of their manhood in the hopes of ensnaring a sexual partner. It's mean, it's immoral, and thanks to the iPhone 11's wide mode, easier than ever. And dudes are excited.  Since the phone's announcement, folks on twitter have been responding quite favorably to the way wide mode makes a phallic shape (in this case, an innocent banana) look way longer than it actually is. It's been such a hot topic that we urge the cock-inclined to be careful when judging by a dick pic. Some things may not be as they seem.