Whether you're in need of entertainment on your boring commute, or on a date with your significant other and can't be bothered to talk, these memes are sure to fill the void inside you.
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Hallelujah! The weekend is finally upon us. We can finally sit back, relax, and enjoy our favorite pastimes. For us, that means scrolling through this assortment of amusing tweets, memes, and shitposts. We hope you enjoy them too.
Sunday's existential dread is the worst, but laughter is the best medicine.
And if you need more of that laughter medicine when done here, check out another list of Funny Memes and see if that helps.
Advertising content on a social media page isn't always glamorous or creative but Groupon has managed to go down in history for making their Facebook ad content uproariously funny. The online retailer made a Facebook post declaring they are "contractually obligated" to let their audience know when the very phallic "Banana Bunker" is featured on their site. The "Bunker" is basically a sheath designed to protect bananas from wear and tear, but saucy commenters immediately made the NSFW connection and absolutely went for it on the post.
The engagement doesn't end with the commenters - whoever is in charge of Groupon's social media made sure that the responses were just as clever and just as raunchy. The ad did so well that the company brought the product back a few month's ago. We almost want to buy one ourselves..
Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often f*cked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap.
Remember baseball sex metaphors? How in High School Jessica H. was so cool because she went to THIRD base with CHAD? Well, the metaphors are getting a very funny revamp over on Twitter. It would seem people think the current "base system" is antiquated and a poor reflection of our stages of intimacy. It's 2018 and people have been going straight to what we used to say was a "home run." These tweets answer the question of what comes after our new "first base." They're hilariously telling.
If you're in the middle of a dry spell, you're also in luck. Twitter's new favorite meme is a self-deprecating look at the rollercoasters we experience when we're not getting any action. The tweets are witty, sad, and downright embarrassing all at once. So obviously, we're obsessed.
Daily Star published an article yesterday entitled, "Men Reveal the Three Words They LOVE to Hear During Sex," and of course people on Twitter started making fun of the article by posting their own ridiculous three words.
The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?
