sexy times

Any movement up there is a good thing, even if it's only slight amusement.

Some people will go through great lengths to get you to believe that they're cooler than they really are. These people's comments are just screaming "I'm a virgin."

A lovely assortment of pics for garbage people, from garbage people. 

You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?

The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor. 

Remember, time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted.

A fun new meme has popped up, and it's all in response to a tweet that disparages men for "the one thing" they really want. The vagueness of the tweet (which was presumably referring to intercourse) made it ripe for mockery, and Twitter users and meme makers have been having a blast. 

What's the sense in pretending?

A little something to soothe those Sunday blues.

Treat. Yo. Self.

A visual pick-me-up, if you will. 

Coffee who?

It's almost Friday, people. Stick with it.