Spooktober beckons

that Claritin and nasal spray combo tho

Anyone with half a brain would know that you can't just pick trees out of the ground like a flower when you feel like it. They have roots, they're big, and they are heavy. Plus, they change with the seasons, and sure, they're prettiest when they bloom, but life isn't always pretty. Get used to it. One woman was absolutely aghast when arriving at a hotel whose trees had no leaves on them. Imagine, the horrors! How could it be that the leaves fell off? Anyway, this woman told the hotel clerk that…

Hello April

SPF 120+

Turn that frown upside down

Trying to act busy at work like... refreshes bracket for the 10th time

Spring, where art thou

Memes for now and then

It's that time again

Bold Stripes, Bright Stars, Brave Hearts.

Freezingly funny memes

Tee hee

Writers can be so cruel

Enjoy the extra sleep

It's that time of the year when we're all thinking the same thing: what if I moved into a secluded rural cottage with the love of my life where we could bake bread and connect with nature ? Something about fall makes you want to be at one with the natural world, no matter how much of a city slicker you are. I want some leaves to crunch under my shoes outside of my rustic farmhouse, and I want it now! Nature allows your mind to relax and think about things in a whole new way. Nobody tries to sel…