Ooh, I'm scared

As a thirty-something with no kids but a wealth of cats, I might complain, but I have it pretty easy. Despite the incessant vet bills, taking care of a cat is a lot easier and somehow a lot cheaper than raising a human child. A friend of mine shared an alarming statistic with her Instagram friends recently - the lifetime cost of raising a child here in the United States, as of 2022, is estimated at a whopping $272,049. That's a staggering number, one that makes me feel like I'm definitely never…

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The punchlines flew right over their heads

They actually all get emptied at the “pooperization” factory.

I was today years old when I learned that broccoli is actually cauliflower that's been dyed green. Okay, not true. But broccoli is totally man made. Look it up. Have you ever seen broccoli growing in the wild? You haven't, because it was originally a natural cabbage plant that humans used to cultivate a more palatable version, which we call broccoli today. The internet is full of factoids like this—some weird, some fascinating, and some pretty hard to believe. We've collected a bunch of crazy th

Right over their heads

These dubious points are actually kinda valid

As children of the internet , it is our shared and slightly shameful open secret that we have all tried to learn a trick or two from wikiHow at some point. Almost as famous as the advice it gives are the pictures that go along with it. The distinctive watercolor-style illustrations can be a strange experience even when they are viewed within the context of the advice that they accompany. This makes them the perfect base material for image macros of all sorts, as @wikihowimagemacros has discover…

Have you seen that TikTok of Addison Rae literally lying down on the floor? How could she do something so controversial yet so brave? I guess she's just not like other girls. She's quirky. This is literally so crazy pic.twitter.com/XeJugpjcgZ — Natalie (@jbfan911) September 20, 2021 Yes, this image of Addison Rae doing a conspicuously basic human activity has gone viral on Twitter, but not because people are impressed. The singer is getting lightly roasted through memes and sarcastic enthusiasm…

These folks totally missed the joke

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They're...not wrong.

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