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Meanwhile In The UK: Seagull Shoplifts, Nobody Knows What To Do About It

Is there any bird out there that has the same cold-blooded criminal instinct as the seagull? Sure, magpies love taking shiny things and cuckoos get away with infanticide, but nothing can compare to the insult that is a gull stealing an ice cream clean out of your hand

As a species, they definitely have made a name for themselves by being greedy jerks. Sometimes, though, the lengths they will go to satisfy that greed have to be applauded. 

Recently, one bird has been admired by British Twitter users for going the extra mile and indulging in a little shoplifting. Casually walking into a grocery store and stealing a sandwich, a bystander captured the heist in all its glory and pointed out that it had forgotten to complete the meal with a snack and drink. 

The video also captures two witnesses to the crime. One person wants to help their feathered friend open the door it is struggling with, while another appears to be a shameless Karen all too happy to chase the gull for its ill-gotten food. While they might have totally opposing stances on bird-related theft, they confirm what the rest of the video already makes clear: this is a seagull's world, and we're just living in it.

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Saga Of An Office Sandwich Thief Is Passive Aggression At Its Finest

Work is an unfortunate place where you're forced to spend time with people you don't necessarily like for at least eight hours a day. Obviously this sandwich thief is an a-hole for stealing their coworker's lunch, but at the same time we can't really blame them for wanting to create a little office entertainment!

Saga Of An Office Sandwich Thief Is Passive Aggression At Its Finest
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National Sandwich Day: Revisiting The Age-Old Hot Dog/Sandwich Debate

Is a hot dog a sandwich? Food categorization is a pretty polarizing topic, and this debate has been going on for years - perplexing dinner parties and offices galore. 

The American Heritage Dictionary definition of sandwich has three sections as of 2017: 


a.
Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

b. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

c. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

However, as early as 2014, the dictionary's definition was only A - two or more slices of bread. Was the dictionary updated due to the debate? The answer may seem simple to some, but if one slice of bread is a sandwich, that makes avocado toast a sandwich, or flatbreads sandwiches. This debate, like a club sandwich, has layers. Where do you stand? Perhaps this recorded debate, or some of the memes below, will help you decide. 

Debate over whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich.
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If people made a sandwich for every hateful YoutTube comment, it could end world hunger.