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My only complaint about Adventure Time is that it is sandwiched between shows I like less than Adventure Time. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

LOOK OUT! Here comes Spider-Man!

More Superheroes Up Up and This Way!

That's because it is cardboard! Who would have thought that corrugated, recycled paper products would make such a convincing chicken parmigiana?

... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop

I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

Medicare is a government program? Really?

(Paul Ryan)