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Dude Responds To His Own 'Wanted' Post On Facebook, Hilarity Ensues

Police departments have been using Facebook to find (and roast) criminals for quite some time, but we're betting the Richland WA Police Department had no idea they'd be creating viral content this past Wednesday. Their social media posted one of their usual 'Wanted Wednesday' calls for action, and to their surprise, the perp himself replied.

Anthony Akers, wanted for "failure to comply" replied to the post telling them to "calm down, im going to turn myself in" (sic). That's when the fun started. After a few very chatty posts and some unfulfilled promises, Akers did in fact turn himself in - but not before posting a photo of the process. We hope he has a fun time behind bars, and maybe accss to Facebook. We could use a little more of his antics in our lives.

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This Terrible Wooden Statue Of Melania Trump Has Inspired Some Exceptional Roasting

It's probably really flattering to get a work of art created in your name, but poor Melania Trump likely isn't feeling that way right now; the First Lady had a wooden statue erected in her hometown of Sevnica, Slovenia and let's just say it looks...interesting. So interesting, in fact, that the internet has been having a field day in the roasting department and we can't say we really blame them!

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'Name A More Iconic Trio' Hilariously Roasts The Kardashians

Is there anything more fun in this world than roasting the Kardashian-Jenner family? We can't help it, they just make it so damn easy! Twitter user @kyliebae13 made it even easier when she posted a photo of Kim and Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner together, asking the internet if there was a more iconic trio. The internet delivered some premium sass back to her!

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23 Savage Moms That Are Experts At Trolling

Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearing, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it. 

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GameSpot Game Reviewer Rats Out Sexist Jerk To His Own Mother To Delightful Results

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

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Anti-Vax Mom Who Wants Outdoor Bedroom For Her Two-Year-Old Gets Ruthlessly Roasted And Parodied

Holy mother of cringe stories, Batman. 

"Alternative parenting" can be a good thing to an extent; the child can get a sense of freedom while building up trust between them and the parents. But sometimes that tactic goes waaaay overboard, as is exemplified by this lady, who wanted an outdoor bedroom for her unvaccinated two-year-old. Sometimes kids just need to be parented, dammit!

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15 4chan Moments That Are Shockingly Wholesome

When we think of wholesome, happy-tears internet, 4chan is usually the last website on our mind. The image-based messageboard is a hotbed of web savagery at its most despicable - 99% of the time. The subreddit r/Wholesome4chan sheds light on the brighter, sappier side of the inflammatory site. We hope you've got tissues on hand.

Does this feel too out of character? Here's a gallery of cursed images like you'd expect to find on 4chan on a regular day. But if you're suddenly in the mood for more heartwarming content try these wholesome memes and give in to the feels.

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Hilarious Twitter Thread Roasts The Crap Out Of Newborns

Everyone loves a good roast, but @charlee_buns just upped the ante with this incredible thread dedicated to slandering infants. Finally, a safe space for exhausted parents and baby-phobes to commiserate! 

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Tone-Deaf Tweet By USA Today Shames Millennials For Spending Too Much On 'Nonessential Items'

Have you ever eaten a delicious but "nonessential" piece of avocado toast and then suddenly couldn't afford to buy a house? Same. 

USA Today Tweeted on Tuesday that the average American adult spends too much money on "nonessential items" including takeout food and "impulse purchases," and that such expenses can rack up nearly $18,000 per year in unnecessary expenses. 

Obviously, the tweet angered a lot of people and has inspired a bunch of hilarious roasts by angry Millennials, which you can read below.

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'Slap In The Face' Parody Tweets Are Hilarious Political Satire At Its Finest

We're not here to get all political with you all, but we couldn't pass up the opportunity to share these hilarious parody tweets. The roasts started when Philip Klein of the Washington Examiner tweeted, "New post: Elizabeth Warren's plan to cancel student loan debt would be a slap in the face to all those who struggled to pay off their loans." We're lazy, so we're not going to go into more detail, but you can read about it here.

As you can probably see, this line of thinking is a bit flawed, so accordingly, Twitter users had a field day with it! 

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11 Fresh & Spicy Roasts That Are Brimming With Brutality

We love a good roast as much as the next person, and r/RoastMe really never fails to deliver in the schadenfreude department. We've rounded up some of the freshest and funniest roasts from the subreddit so you can mock these masochists without doing any work. You're welcome.

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Cross-Eyed Burglar Gets Positively Destroyed In Comments Section Of His Wanted Notice

The internet really seems to love roasting wanted criminals for their physical attributes (remember Neck Guy?) and this kid is of no exception. The 18-year-old cross-eyed burglar got roasted pretty hard when the Northamptonshire Police department in the UK posted his wanted notice on Facebook.

We almost feel kind of bad for this poor kid, as he can't exactly help that he's cross-eyed, but at the same time, these puns are just too much. They'll definitely make you say, "iris I thought of that one."

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