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GameSpot Game Reviewer Rats Out Sexist Jerk To His Own Mother To Delightful Results

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

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Anti-Vax Mom Who Wants Outdoor Bedroom For Her Two-Year-Old Gets Ruthlessly Roasted And Parodied

Holy mother of cringe stories, Batman. 

"Alternative parenting" can be a good thing to an extent; the child can get a sense of freedom while building up trust between them and the parents. But sometimes that tactic goes waaaay overboard, as is exemplified by this lady, who wanted an outdoor bedroom for her unvaccinated two-year-old. Sometimes kids just need to be parented, dammit!

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15 4chan Moments That Are Shockingly Wholesome

When we think of wholesome, happy-tears internet, 4chan is usually the last website on our mind. The image-based messageboard is a hotbed of web savagery at its most despicable - 99% of the time. The subreddit r/Wholesome4chan sheds light on the brighter, sappier side of the inflammatory site. We hope you've got tissues on hand.

Wholesome 4chan moments.
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Hilarious Twitter Thread Roasts The Crap Out Of Newborns

Everyone loves a good roast, but @charlee_buns just upped the ante with this incredible thread dedicated to slandering infants. Finally, a safe space for exhausted parents and baby-phobes to commiserate! 

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Tone-Deaf Tweet By USA Today Shames Millennials For Spending Too Much On 'Nonessential Items'

Have you ever eaten a delicious but "nonessential" piece of avocado toast and then suddenly couldn't afford to buy a house? Same. 

USA Today Tweeted on Tuesday that the average American adult spends too much money on "nonessential items" including takeout food and "impulse purchases," and that such expenses can rack up nearly $18,000 per year in unnecessary expenses. 

Obviously, the tweet angered a lot of people and has inspired a bunch of hilarious roasts by angry Millennials, which you can read below.

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Cartoonist Brutally Roasts Redditors By Sketching Their Ugliest Features

We know that roasts involve people literally asking for it, but also...why? Guess some people are just confident enough to not be legitimately and deeply hurt by it, and honestly we're pretty envious of that. This round of Reddit roasts takes the form of insulting sketches (made by SketchyCrab) that highlight the victim's worst features!

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Woman's Attention-Seeking Thirst Trap Is Getting Trolled Like Crazy

There's no shortage of thirst traps these days on the internet - and maybe, just maybe, people are starting to call their posters out. This weekend Twitter decided to f*ck with one such busty broad. User @_michellecjj learned this the hard way after posting a very revealing photo to the site, captioned "I look like all you need." While some people opted to berate the woman, others decided to mock her by claiming she looks like anything but whatever it is they truly need. For example - a good job. These are some of our favorite of the zingers. 

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'Slap In The Face' Parody Tweets Are Hilarious Political Satire At Its Finest

We're not here to get all political with you all, but we couldn't pass up the opportunity to share these hilarious parody tweets. The roasts started when Philip Klein of the Washington Examiner tweeted, "New post: Elizabeth Warren's plan to cancel student loan debt would be a slap in the face to all those who struggled to pay off their loans." We're lazy, so we're not going to go into more detail, but you can read about it here.

As you can probably see, this line of thinking is a bit flawed, so accordingly, Twitter users had a field day with it! 

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11 Fresh & Spicy Roasts That Are Brimming With Brutality

We love a good roast as much as the next person, and r/RoastMe really never fails to deliver in the schadenfreude department. We've rounded up some of the freshest and funniest roasts from the subreddit so you can mock these masochists without doing any work. You're welcome.

Funny roasts from r/roast me.
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Cross-Eyed Burglar Gets Positively Destroyed In Comments Section Of His Wanted Notice

The internet really seems to love roasting wanted criminals for their physical attributes (remember Neck Guy?) and this kid is of no exception. The 18-year-old cross-eyed burglar got roasted pretty hard when the Northamptonshire Police department in the UK posted his wanted notice on Facebook.

We almost feel kind of bad for this poor kid, as he can't exactly help that he's cross-eyed, but at the same time, these puns are just too much. They'll definitely make you say, "iris I thought of that one."

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Cringey Notre Dame Tweet About God Is Getting Singed By Heathens Who Are Definitely Going To Hell

You're all probably well aware of the monumental fire that scorched the historic Notre Dame cathedral in Paris on Monday. Clearly this was a terrible tragedy and the aftermath of it will likely take years to fully restore. That of course hasn't stopped ruthless memers everywhere from doing what they do best...

Most recently, people have been making fun of a viral tweet by Kaylee Crain, who tweeted a photo of an unscathed cross and altar in the cathedral aftermath, challenging those who still do not believe in God to justify themselves. People have been pointing out to Ms. Crain that the cross is made out of metal, which has a higher melting point than wood. 

Have these toasty memes and tweets gone too far? We'll let you be the judge of that because we're just here to witness the dumpster fire (sorry, too soon, we know).

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Pint-Sized Dude Gets Ruthlessly Roasted On Police Department's Wanted Notice

Y'all remember Charles "Neck Guy" McDowell? Of course you do. If you were a big fan of the brutal roasts that ensued from his hilarious mugshot like we were, then get ready for Christopher "Tiny" Taylor, a guy wanted for removing his home confinement anklet and punching a police officer in the face. 

Taylor caught the internet's attention after the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted notice with a photo of him on Facebook. People immediately began to take notice of his teeny tiny stature, which has of course resulted in some epic puns! Scroll down ASAP, because these are just too damn good.

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Fox News Is Getting Twitter-Roasted For Their Monumental Geography Mishap

It's no secret that Fox News often gets roasted on the internet - this time they've come under fire for publishing a news headline that reads, "Trump cuts U.S. aid to 3 Mexican countries," which of course signifies a pretty substantial geographical flaw.

They've since apologized for the mistake, but that certainly hasn't stopped the internet from roasting them!

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