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23 Times Moms Were Merciless Trolls

Motherhood is anything but a walk in the park. While the responsibility of raising a human being (or three) seems to have its emotional rewards, we can't help but imagine that it's exhausting, and occasionally soul-crushing. These child-rearers, however, seem to cope with that parenting roller coaster via savage senses of humor. We're here for it. 

Funny moms, troll moms, texting with moms, parenting, mom memes | Details Mom Messages Crystal CLEAR/CLAIR Cristal KUST-OLEUM NeverWet OUTDOOR FABRIC TISSUS D'EXTERIEUR Ok Like girlfriend Lol | owlmylove: charlottelabouff: Remember temporarily blind and my mom took shopping but got lost parking lot and ended up confused and hole and she just took pictures instead helping
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Andrew Yang Gets Dragged On Twitter For Mistaking Regular Store For Bodega

Andrew Yang has taken to the streets of NYC since the announcement of his 2021 mayoral campaign. His first stop was a spacious, pristine, well-lit convenience store that he featured in a video about supporting local bodegas. Anyone who lives in NYC knows that bodega discourse is a contentious subject for New Yorkers, and so it is unsurprising that Yang's message was completely eclipsed by the fact that he was not, in fact, in a bodega. 

The bodega warriors of Twitter wasted no time roasting Yang for the faux pas. Many tweeted photos of Whole Foods and CVS with the caption, 'on my way to my local bodega!' Sorry Yang, but no one wins in the bodega wars. We've collected some of the funniest reactions to Yang's viral Twitter video. 

twitter, trending tweets, memes, andrew yang, bodega, new york city, funny tweets, roast, politics | Jeff Mac @JeffMaclsHere Replying to @AndrewYang This is a bodega like the apartments on "Friends" were NYC apartments. 30-50 Poor CEOs at the coup @expelliarmoire Replying to @AndrewYang If you can spread both of your arms and spin around without literally knocking over two shelves full of expired laundry detergent you're not in a bodega
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19 Dumb Declarations And Clever Comebacks

For every fool with a stupid statement, there's a savage ready to destroy them with witty words. We love seeing an air-brained comment get absolutely burned on the internet and we've got it all covered in this list (2020 style) with anti-vaxxer karens, facepalm-worthy gaffs, and redditors roasting redditors. Enjoy these screenshots that immortalized nineteen mortifying moments forever. 

Funny Memes, Clever Comebacks, Facepalm, Funny Comments, Karens, Witty Replies, Roasts, Dank Memes | DEAR ATHEISTS is cavemen survived asteroid but dinosaurs didn't? Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart. 1h Haha | Does my friend look like Pocahontas? Billy J. White @9021hoee Nah. She look like people took her land though.
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Twitter Roasts Everyone Who Thought 'Via Getty' Was A Real Name

It's only day eight of 2021 and we've already seen maybe one of the dumbest news weeks in US history...and it's still unfolding! As you've probably heard, the Capitol Building in Washington DC was breached on Wednesday by a mob of Trump supporters, one of whom was caught in a photo running off with a US House lectern. Journalist @RyanLizza tweeted the image and cited Getty Images as the source, which caused a lot of unexpected confusion. Many people retweeted the image and called for the arrest of 'Via Getty.' @RyanLizza eventually had to clarify that the man's name is not, in fact, Via Getty, but by then it was too late. The mistake had already gone viral and jokes about Via Getty are still flooding Twitter. We've collected some hilarious reactions to the priceless Twitter gaff that will surely be remembered for a long, long time.


capitol, 2021, news, america, via getty, donald trump, capitol riots, funny tweets, roast, twitter, twitter memes, facepalm | Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza To be clear, "via Getty" is not a person. It just means that this photo comes via Getty Images. charles new year same cheese @bloodbuzz Me to my son: Via Getty, you're named after something that was so fucking funny
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18 Spicy Times People Roasted Themselves

We feature a lot of spicy comebacks and roasts on Memebase. Why wouldn't we? Quick and scathing zingers deserve our respect. Today we're focusing on people who took that venomous talent and applied it to themselves. These self-owns are works of self-deprecating genius. We just hope these people aren't totally devoid of self-esteem.

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Amusing Twitter Thread Roasts The Crap Out Of Newborns

Everyone loves a good roast, but @charlee_buns just upped the ante with this incredible thread dedicated to slandering infants. Finally, a safe space for exhausted parents and baby-phobes to commiserate! We like to think that even "breeders" will enjoy these goofy roasts.

Funny twitter thread about slandering newborns | Barack Obama shrugging Black Saint @wicky_mash Replying charlee_buns they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out | Charlily @charlee_buns Let's slander newborns don't like their lil swoop hairdos. | @charlee_b 3/23/19 Charlily Let's slander newborns don't like their lil swoop hairdos. 1,445 16.5K 75.5K Rejo @rejoycet Replying charlee_buns They've got too many rights someone who did 9 months inside
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22 Tweets That Use Spotify Wrapped To Roast Social Media Clichés

When Spotify dropped their 2020 Wrapped feature last week, the internet responded with a crap ton of memes. While some of the memers churned out funny and self-deprecating content, other internet users were more interested in roasting people who were excited to share their listening statistics. As is often the case with any kind of  backlash, the haters are now facing their own backlash in the form of a Twitter meme. The first viral instance came from Twitter user @AlexJackHowell, who eloquently shared the following: 


The tweet has since inspired many copycats, with men really bearing the brunt of the social media burns. The memes go after the hypocrisy of people who claim it's boring to share Spotify Wrapped - by mocking other dull social media habits like posting their fishing catch or their running routes. We've put together some of the best examples, but here's a warning: there's probably at least one that applies to you.

Funny twitter meme about roasting people who don't care about spotify wrapped, boring social media cliches, lol | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack dudes will be like "nobody cares about your spotify wrapped" and then post a map of their running route
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15 Masterful Comebacks That Deserve Our Praise

Comebacks are really their own art form. It takes a lot of quick wit and creativity to think of the perfect way to roast someone, after all. So scroll down for some clever roasts and insults, and then click here for more!

Funny and clever roasts and comebacks | Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman front at airport security has bottle frozen water. They want take She says 's not liquid. No, no She's got point. | Natalie Shure @nataliesurely This must be looting everyone is talking about CNBCO @CNBC 6d American billionaires got $434 billion richer during pandemic cnb.cx/ 36qYKhm 6:25 AM 28 May 20 Twitter iPhone >
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16 Brutal Insults & Burns That Deserve Respect

We here at Memebase aren't into bullying, and avoid confrontation, but damn do we enjoy these brutal insults vicariously. This batch of burns is creative, bitingly funny, and sometimes even cringey. But we have to hand it to the brave and imaginative souls responsible for these roasts.

Rare insults, funny insults, roasts, burns, stupid people | CHT ris rndy alden allen 1 year ago She looks like a house wife buying weed for the first time 1.6K 20 VIEW 20 REPLIES | XX 77% 19:55 YouTube Search L toRMIST RE ZV $100.00V Up next AUTOPLAY MSTNCAL MOISIKAL SHARE Chicken Enchiladas with White Cream Sauce Recipe Over 1 Table of 6 8.4K SAVE Jean Marceaux 5 months ago This stuff is what Gordon Ramsay sees during a sleep paralysis. 6.6K 27 VIEW 27 REPLIES
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Twitter Thread: NYC Resident Gets Roasted After Wondering Where People Buy Stuff Without Bodegas

If there's one thing we know about Twitter, it's that people love to argue at length about the most minute regional differences, such as buying things in a store. New York City resident @AlisonLeiby stirred up some spicy controversy when she cheekily asked people who live outside the city where they buy Diet Coke, paper towels, and peanut M&Ms. Midwesterners and Floridians sarcastically described the woes of 'primitive living,' while others took the opportunity to accuse New Yorkers of having little knowledge of the country outside their bubble. Some weren't so critical of the question and instead argued that shopping in a New York bodega is its own special experience you can't get elsewhere. 

Sometimes the most mundane differences between how people live can cause a barrage of hot takes, or at the very least, an interesting discussion. We've collected some highlights from the highly controversial thread

twitter thread, twitter, roast, funny twitter, memes, new york, bodega, convenience stores, 7/11, wawa, publix, twitter reactions, walgreens | Sue Sylvester meme to create a bode a tweet hat is so controversial | Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby • 14h People who live outside of NYC and don't have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm | We don't, really. Some of us wander the abandoned streets, dodging tumbleweeds
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Tragic Mashed Potato Accident Turns Into Twitter Roast Fest

Sometimes bad things happen for a reason. On Wednesday, this was definitely the case. Twitter user @cheenadiabla shared a photo of a tray of mashed potatoes she had dropped on the floor. The dish had been intended for a potluck, but she quickly said "f*ck it." While she was probably expecting sympathy from her followers, they instead delivered a whole lot of scathing reviews of her admittedly terrible looking mashed potatoes. While she took it in stride, admitting it was her first time preparing the dish, some of the roastsare downright mean - and downright hilarious.  

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30 Hilariously Accurate Starter Pack Memes

Stereotypes can often be hurtful and offensive, but satirical 'starter pack' memes that make generalizations about extremely specific interest groups are pretty damn funny. Some of them are so specified, that imagining the personal beef someone must have had to make the meme in the first place is amusing in itself. Take a look at some fresh examples we gathered from r/starterpacks.

starter pack memes, starter pack, memes, funny memes, dank memes, reddit, instagram, roast, burn, satire | High School Zoom Class Starter Pack entire class teacher asks question: "Thumbs up if listening" Unmute Start Video | Toxic Reddit user starter pack "If looking at my profile means won r/politics r/unpopularopinion
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20 Clever Comebacks & Brutal Burns

Some people never learn that if they say something stupid on the internet, chances are someone out there is going to destroy them with words, screenshot the exchange, and then immortalize that moment forever on Reddit. Not gonna lie, we love to see it. Who doesn't enjoy coming across a clever comment or comeback so spicy that you feel the urge to virtually high-flve the OP?

We've got a quality batch of witty retorts to stupid statements and those funny comments that get tucked away in long threads. 

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15 Times People Were Annihilated By Words

It's hard not to enjoy seeing people get totally owned online after they say something painfully idiotic. The internet is rife with spontaneous battles of wit, and although it's more common to see a bunch of hot-heads saying stupid shit at each other in a void, once in a while you can catch someone schooling others with some fire comebacks. We've got a handful of these instances where someone was totally murdered by words.

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17 Trollish Instagram Memes That Make Fun Of All The BS

We all know that Instagram and other social media platforms are completely full of fake sh*t, and we're all guilty of scrolling through it from time to time. Some of us more than others...

So go ahead and scroll through these memes as a little form of schadenfreude. No shame in that!

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