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Excellent Comebacks That Deserve Some Recognition

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

Funny and clever comebacks and insults on Twitter and Reddit | pic of hands tied together to a phone with earphones cord tweet by pepe @Finallypepe But y'all not ready this conversation Soph @sophieesol Got AirPods sorry | father has cheated on every one his wives including mother. Eric Trump O @EricTrump truly hate disloyal people 4:35 .m 17 Aug 18 42.5K Retweets 197K Likes
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Man Battling Cancer Asks To Be Roasted, Reddit Responds With Wholesomeness

Redditor u/bookc420 has been going through a lot. So much that he approached the notoriously savage r/roastme subreddit  and they could barely insult him. Why? Well, here was his request:  "Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse."

Leiomyosarcoma is a rare and aggressive cancer, and at stage IV, it's rarely curable. The creatively rude members of r/roastme seemed to soften at this post, offering up some roasts (usually punctuated with well-wishes) but mostly offering support and love during this unimaginably trying time. The thread went from dark to wholesome pretty quickly, and left us with a little more hope for humanity. We've put together some of our favorite responses, but you can take in more of this warmth over at the thread.

Man with rare form of cancer asks r/roastme to roast him, redditors show him kindness and support instead, wholesome, wholesome comments | Fighting rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make feel worse | blizzardwizard88 thought fighters were better shape | campanaconqueso First roast cancer Then roast | HoneyRosa only pussy on photo is cat because cancer fighters are superheroes
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Roundup Of Democratic Debate Memes That Roast Last Night's Total Freak Show

Last night's democratic debate in Nevada got pretty damn spicy to say the least. So much so that many are calling it the most entertaining debate of the election cycle so far. Pete spoke Spanish, Warren (and every other candidate, for that matter) came out swinging against Bloomberg, and many, many other things that warranted a monumental cringe fest. 

So please enjoy the following roast-y memes from the night and you can watch a more in-depth recap of it here!

Memes that roast the democratic presidential debates in Nevada last night | greta thunberg watching donald trump from behind: KLOBUCHAR FORGETTING MEXICAN PRESIDENT ANDRÉS MANUEL LÓPEZ OBRADOR'S NAME VANESSA HUAC TELEMUNDO | mike bloomberg: finally get hang out with popular kids but all they do is make fun Sad potato noises
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Roasts Of People For Where They Look Like They Work (14 Roasts)

Sometimes stereotypes can be harmful, but other times they're pretty amusing. In this instance, these people asked Twitter to roast a photo of them based on what it looks like they do for a living. Don't feel too sorry for them because, well, you can't say they weren't literally asking for it!

Funny roasts of people guessing where they work, based on what they look like | Looks like getting thick and tired his broken promithes promithes Dill Pickles does look like do living? kaiyghtlyhnne does look like do living Pls be honest this hair an accident and 's giving off very specific vibes Sell merch Waterparks
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Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

President Donald Trump was photographed on Friday returning to the White House from a trip to North Carolina and let's just say...he's looking a bit like a mandarin orange. People have been meme-ing and roasting the photo, which shows a very defined tan line of the orange variety on his face. Trump of course called the photo "fake news," and while we have to partially agree that the original was likely altered a bit, it's still amusing to see the reactions nonetheless!

Twitter, memes, president Donald Trump photograph face spray fake tan orange circle unblended bronzer makeup | Can somebody get President United States beauty blender half peeled orange
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Pop Music Artists Get Roasted In These Hater Memes

These memes poke fun at the fan-stereotypes of various pop music artists because let's face it, the roasts come waaay too easily. We're not going to say that these generalizations are all true, but we're also not going to say that they're wrong...We'll just leave it at that. 

Anyway, without further ado, please enjoy!

memes that generalize various pop music artists | cover image of two memes, Kanye West looking a little dumbstruck with caption about how his music is for men who think they are woke after watching a youtube conspiracy video and the second meme of Billie Eilish wearing weird green make up and how her music is for girls who think their drug addiction makes them a beautiful disaster.
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Wendy's Roasts McDonald's To Announce Their New Breakfast Menu

It's been a while since we enjoyed a good Wendy's roast session, but their Twitter team really brought it yesterday. The fast food restaurant went after McDonald's in a sly and funny attempt at announcing the March launch of their breakfast menu. Judging by all the attention the thread received from brands and roast-hungry fans, the PR move was a success. Even the Uno account had to get in on the fun. 

We've included some of the better exchanges, but you can catch more fire by scrolling through the thread here. We hate to admit it, but those Wendy's breakfast sandwiches are making us hungry after all those brutal roasts.

Funny roasts from wendy's trying to roast mcdonald's in an attempt to promote their new breakfast menu | Wendy's @Wendys Hey @McDonalds, roast us. bear-ly func @BearCherian Replying Can't find roast setting on their microwave UNO @realUNOgame UNO Replying could never SKIP this. Wendy's @Wendys Draw 4 4
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Twitter Users Roast Their Own Cooking 'Skills' With This Culinary Meme

In the age of Postmates, Seamless, and Uber Eats, it's okay to be a sh*t chef. Realistically, we can't all have master cooking skills after all. This Twitter meme has people making fun of their own lack of kitchen chops, and we're here for it.

Funny Twitter memes entitled, "Follow Me for More Recipes" | Prettygetz Getrudes @PrettygetzG Follow more recipe hot dog sliced and covered in ketchup. Sudipto @tastemythunder Follow more recipes peeled banana on a plate bare minimum food funny kitchen no talent for cooking basic simple
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Greedy 'Journalist' Slammed For Going Full Karen On Innocent Target Manager

There are people who make the world a better place, and then there are the people who just want those people to suffer. Journalist David Leavitt falls into the latter category. The Massachusetts resident started an extremely huffy Twitter thread on Friday after a Target manager refused to honor a toothbrush that Leavitt thought was priced at one cent. Leavitt didn't realize the price was actually for the display and ended up calling the police and publicly shaming Target employee Tori Perotti. 

Leavitt's thread didn't garner the kind of sympathy or outrage he expected. Where he wanted allies, people loudly supported Tori. The thread is full of angry replies, slamming Leavitt left and right - exposing Leavitt's other sins and praising Perotti's patience. Even controversial YouTuber Joey Salads expressed dismay at Leavitt's obnoxious and entitled thread. He's offered to pay Perotti's legal bills if she chooses to take action. But Perotti may not feel inclined. A GoFundMe that was created to send her on a much-needed vacation has already surpassed $30k. It's nice to see the good guys win.

funny twitter thread where david leavitt gets roasted for calling the cops after manager tori perotti refuses to sell him an electric toothbrush for one cent | tweet by David_Leavitt just had call police because target Refused sell toothbrush did not call 911 called business number police and told them not an emergency and they could take their time and explained situation. police verified
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'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face." 

Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked
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GameSpot Game Reviewer Rats Out Jerk To His Own Mother

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

GameSpot Writer Kallie Plagge rats out sexist loser who cyber bullied her | tweet by inkydojikko This guy sent hate on Facebook so told his mom on him. She really nice about
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Dude's Cringe-Inducing Tweet About His 'High IQ' Gets Roasted

Twitter user Jason Richard Levy tried to slide into fellow Twitter user The Frenchiest Fry's DMs and ended up getting totally shut down in the process. He then made matters even worse by replying to a tweet she wrote about being single with a whole bunch of cringey selfies and a tweet about his "high IQ." Let the roasting commence.

We just really hope that this guy is joking and doesn't really lack this much self-awareness...

Funny Twitter thread mocking a guy who claims to have a high IQ | MrlasonLevy Replying @twosimpleideas and @seastarjay have an IQ high 130s. Tread fucking lightly with tone would be my subordinate ANY situation Be thankful found this girl and don't let her be alone any longer. She shouldn't be alone. None these women should be alone. Pick a card very fucking carefully will guess EVERY time Be thankful found this girl and don't deprive her magic any longer. She shouldn't live without magic None
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Cartoonist Brutally Roasts Redditors By Sketching Their Ugliest Features

We know that roasts involve people literally asking for it, but also...why? Guess some people are just confident enough to not be legitimately and deeply hurt by it, and honestly we're pretty envious of that. This round of Reddit roasts takes the form of insulting sketches (made by SketchyCrab) that highlight the victim's worst features!

brutal cartoon roasts | unflattering caricature roasting a girl with thick thighs
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Dude Responds To His Own 'Wanted' Post On Facebook, Hilarity Ensues

Police departments have been using Facebook to find (and roast) criminals for quite some time, but we're betting the Richland WA Police Department had no idea they'd be creating viral content this past Wednesday. Their social media posted one of their usual 'Wanted Wednesday' calls for action, and to their surprise, the perp himself replied.

Anthony Akers, wanted for "failure to comply" replied to the post telling them to "calm down, im going to turn myself in" (sic). That's when the fun started. After a few very chatty posts and some unfulfilled promises, Akers did in fact turn himself in - but not before posting a photo of the process. We hope he has a fun time behind bars, and maybe accss to Facebook. We could use a little more of his antics in our lives.

Funny facebook posts, criminals, richland wa police department | Anthony Akers is posted about by Richmond WA Police dept and then has comment section chat with them, eventually turning himself into the police
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Nonsensical Insults To Confuse The Heck Outta Your Worst Enemies

When you need a good insult, sometimes you need a tried-and-true roast, while other times you may need to go the more creative route - the following tweets are perfect for that. Will people think you're completely insane? Probably, but at least you'll be amused, and that's the most important thing here.

Funny tweets about absurd insults one could use
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