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I once heard a very tall tale about rice, but I was sure there wasn't a grain of truth to it. 

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18g OF WATER for when you need 6.02x10^23 of something

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It started when MSNBC ran a couple of terrible puns based on Susan Rice's name. Then Twitter decided to join in.

SO. MUCH. PUN.

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RICE for when you're so hungry you need a few thousand of something.

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Looks like these guys and gals are gonna need to lay pilaf the booze for a while after tonight... - Matty Malaprop

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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop