revenge

Facebook is a wonderfully entertaining cesspool of freaks. From pyramid scheme promoting moms to anti-vaxxers, the whole site is a veritable goldmine of cringe. And we've just stumbled upon some Grade A material. After her ex-boyfriend's mother talked smack about her dead grandmother, one enterprising woman took it upon herself to steal some astro turf from the maternal shit-talker. And then tried to sell it. While some of her Facebook friends were supportive of the criminal act, the mom herself makes an appearance in the comments and things go downhill (or uphill, depending on how you look at it) from there. 

Warning: if you're sensitive about foul language, do not proceed. These people boast very colorful vocabulary.

Some people say that happiness is the best revenge. These poor souls that were cheated on would beg to differ.

If you've ever looked at your Facebook Messenger spam mailbox, you've probably seen a nice mix of scammers, creeps, and bots. We've been seen a ton of the former lately, and can't help but feel for the people who fall prey to their tactics. While most people just delete these insidious messages, others opt to have some trollish fun with the greedy scammers. Imgur user L0LiAteYourCat is one such person. After someone tried to steal from them on the messaging app, they decided to waste the criminal's time. While it's not jail or hard-hitting revenge, trolling is a lot better than nothing.

Internet commenters can weave absolute gold or remind us of how completely terrible the human race is. This dude Wade definitely falls into the latter category. After an unsuspecting woman told an innocent story of indulging in an ice cream pop, Wade thought that this Spongebob meme Facebook page was the perfect place for picking someone up. The page's fans disagreed, and immortalized his creepy comment the best way they know how: with memes. 

Editor's note: It's been brought to our attention that this Wade character is actually a convicted murderer - in his own words. It's not very surprising that someone who brags about killing a person would be a total creep on Facebook.

We absolutely love seeing scammers get owned while scammin', and this text exchange is one of the better ones we've seen in a while. This dude "Michael" plays along with an insanely obvious attempt at robbery, and the results are completely hilarious. He trolls the scammer so hard they end up begging him to stop wasting his time. Incredible.

You don't have to be a Boomer to be targeted by scammers from Africa. When this dude was messaged on Facebook by a suspicious profile, he decided to have a little fun with his new friend "Lisa." We're glad he did.

These memes won't necessarily help you forget about your ex, but they will help you mask the pain with inappropriate amounts of sass.

Just remember it can always be worse, as proven by these people admitting to the pettiest reasons they broke up with someone.

It's not uncommon these days to see people begging for money on social media. Needy Twitter and Instagram users beg for a Venmo here and a Cash App there. But what are they offering in return? Nothing. This new Twitter meme, however, shows off 2019's business savvy. Instead of asking for handouts, users are instead offering to perform petty acts of revenge on your enemies, for the pretty price of $20. This is something we can get behind.

Pretty much everyone dreams about getting some sweet, sweet revenge on their ex in one way or another after they break up. That desire grows even stronger if the ex was a dirty cheater. These people got that sweet revenge and lived to tell their crazy stories!

Is there anything more satisfying than sweet revenge?