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Christianity has been a thing for about 2,000 years. It's only natural that the world's most popular religion would get meme'd to oblivion. We've rounded up some of the more dank Jesus-related memes that anyone, even atheists, are sure to appreciate. 

The internet is brimming with examples of bullshitters who state opinion as fact, make unwarranted declarations about their authority on a subject, and make up ridiculous rules about who has the right to enjoy or experience specific things. These people are called gatekeepers. The annoying gatekeeper is also known for putting others down for not suffering enough to warrant feeling unhappy with a shitty situation. Like if you're venting to someone about being exhausted after a 40-hour work week and they just mock you for not having worked 70 hours like them. r/gatekeeping is a good document of people who won't get off their high horse, even after someone points out that their horse is just a withered cardboard box. 

We've got a bunch of cringey and eye-roll inducing examples of groundless gatekeeping thanks to all the avid screenshotters out there. 

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. If you're interested in more fun Twitter content, check this out. 

Hanukkah has begun! The 2020 edition of the Festival of Lights might not be as lit this year, but even if you've gotta light the menorah with bubbe over Zoom, at least no one can get mad at you for texting your cousins some dank memes during the virtual family dinner. Whether you're socially distanced this holiday season or creating a safe little pod with loved ones, hopefully these hilarious Jewish memes and tweets will get you stoked to light that first candle.

Atheists, you may want to skip this gallery - these are for the Catholic believers who need a little bit of relatable humor that's more on the wholesome side. So without further ado, hail Mary, scroll down, and then click here for some more dank Christian memes!

Strap in folks, cause you're in for a wild ride. PhD candidate Laura Robinson took to Twitter to detail a totally ridiculous movie she watched with her husband. The movie, entitled Assassin 33 AD, has pretty much everything including time travel, machine guns, and a frat house in heaven. 

And the best part of this movie is that it isn't ironic at all. You can watch the trailer here if  you dare - it's really...something. But if you'd rather have a text rundown of the whole movie then scroll down. Godspeed.

Here's an interesting historical tidbit: "deus vult" was the war cry of the Crusaders during the First Crusade of 1095. Memers love these dank Crusade memes, and although we're not entirely sure how they came to fruition, we're glad for their existence. So scroll down to see some of 'em and head on over to Know Your Meme for tons more!

Unfortunately, Easter this year will be incredibly anti-climactic due to all of us being stuck at home in quarantine. We just hope these amusing memes will make your time marginally more bearable. 

Now please enjoy even more Christian memes!

Dear God (no pun intended), this story is a hoot if we ever saw one. When this girl didn't get invited to her friend's bachelorette party in Vegas, she made a scene until the bride decided to invite her. It doesn't stop there though: she then sent out an email with a list of very Christian-influenced "rules" for the bride and her friends, and let's just say they're quite tame for a bachelorette getaway in Sin City...

For the first time since the Black Death in 1349, the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed amid coronavirus fears. Journalist David Videcette took to Twitter to tell the story of the Muslim family that has guarded the keys to the church since the seventh century. 

Scroll down for your history lesson for the day, but if you're craving more educational content, click here for some history memes!