relationships

Happy Tuesday, losers! We're on day two of another pointless and painful week. As the days drag on and our morale sinks, our only respite is the dumb hilarity of these assorted memes, tweets, and funny pictures. Join us in procrastination. 

If this hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, these wholesome pics, memes, and tweets might make you feel a little bit better. Especially if what you're coping with is a major case of the Sunday scaries. It's important to enjoy little reminders that the world isn't always a horrible dumpster fire. If you need more wholesome content where this came from, check out these heartwarming memes and pics! 

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often fcked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b*ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place. 

Want to know everything and anything their is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest.

There's crazy, and then there's a special kind of crazy - this guy's girlfriendis clearly the latter in this wild ride of a story! We're all for animal rights here, but this woman definitely took it to an incredibly unnecessary extreme. Apparently getting eaten alive by bedbugs in your home is not enough of a reason to call an exterminator!

Had enough of the bad sh*t happening in the world, or just need a pick-me-up because it's been a particularly bad day? These comics, filled with optimism, positivity, and love, might be the antidote your brain needs. 

Listen, we're not here to mince words. Life is a glorified pile of poop and we're all just struggling to get through it. These memes, while probably a decent distraction from your daily monotonous misery, aren't really going to change anything for any of us. But go ahead. Scroll through the stupidity. We're basically already dead.

It's finally the weekend, and we've got exactly what you need to kick back, relax, and lightly chuckle to your heart's content. That's right, a completely mediocre assortment of memes, stupid tweets, and moderately quirky Tumblr posts that'll rid you of 5 measly minutes of your sad life. You're welcome!

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If you like memes. If you like stupidity. If you like distractions, you've come to the right place.

Well, you've made it through the worst half of the week. Let's celebrate by scrolling mindlessly through memes, funny memes and more memes you'll forget as soon as you close the tab on your web browser.

Congratulations, you've made it through another painful Monday. In return, we're going all Oprah on your a$$ with some shitposts and silly memes. That's right: you get some memes, you get some memes, and you get some memes! Everybody gets some memes. 

These memes won't necessarily help you forget about your ex, but they will help you mask the pain with inappropriate amounts of sass.

Just remember it can always be worse, as proven by these people admitting to the pettiest reasons they broke up with someone.

It's important to be able to share things with your partner, whether you've just started dating or have been coupled for what feels like an eternity. This means sharing hopes, dreams, fears, and most importantly, sexy relationship memes. These particular specimens range from sappy relationship memes to savagely relatable relationship memes and they're sure to make your significant other or crush smile, laugh, or feel personally attacked. All good options. 

After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time. 

Recording artist Moby is on the receiving end of some major Twitter heat following a very weird and creepy Instagram post regarding an alleged relationship with Natalie Portman. Moby had written of a relationship with the actress in his memoir, Then It Fell Apart. In the book, Moby describes a brief 1999 romance between himself (33) and the "20" year old Harvard student. On May 21st, two weeks after the memoir's release, Portman denied the claims in an interview with Harper's Bazaar. Her account is far more damning: 

"I was surprised to hear that he characterised the very short time that I knew him as dating because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me when I just had graduated high school.

He said I was 20; I definitely wasn't. I was a teenager. I had just turned 18. There was no fact checking from him or his publisher – it almost feels deliberate. That he used this story to sell his book was very disturbing to me. It wasn't the case. There are many factual errors and inventions. I would have liked him or his publisher to reach out to fact check."

Yesterday, Moby opted topost a bizarre and public "call out" of Natalie following the interview. The text, accompanying a shirtless photo with the young actress, reads as very defensive. 

"I recently read a gossip piece wherein Natalie Portman said that we'd never dated. This confused me, as we did, in fact, date. And after briefly dating in 1999 we remained friends for years. I like Natalie, and I respect her intelligence and activism. But, to be honest, I can't figure out why she would actively misrepresent the truth about our(albeit brief)involvement. The story as laid out in my book Then It Fell Apart is accurate, with lots of corroborating photo evidence, etc.

Thanks, Moby

Ps I completely respect Natalie's possible regret in dating me(to be fair, I would probably regret dating me, too), but it doesn't alter the actual facts of our brief romantic history" 

Many people on Twitter and Instagram felt this was an inappropriate response, and began roasting the star for his creepiness "calling himself out." Other Twitter users have opted to parody his post, sharing photos with celebrities (or photoshops with celebrities) with similar claims of romantic relationships. Leave it to Twitter to use humor to address a pretty appalling issue. Natalie Portman has yet to respond to Moby's social media antics, but hopefully she's enjoying the internet coming to her defense.