relationship

"Just so you know, girls don't like guys that are self-obsessed like that" - Ibuki, on defeating Vega (SSFIV)

Quantifying Everything For Great Justice

FRIEND-ZONE RATIONALIZATION no one wins

My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

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MISUNDERSTANDING I meant something different when I said I wanted to spice up the relationship

HONEY, don't you think it's time to lose some weight? ... Honey?