For all intents and purposes, I am single and have been for some time now. I have the kind of personality that doesn't need or want to be in a relationship constantly. I'm independent, ambitious, and incredibly invested in my friendships. I'm not somebody who needs to be convinced that it's okay to be single. If you're one of those people who have not been single since you were 16, I understand the fear of being alone. When you're single, it's harder to find that one person that always has your…

Weaponized incompetence personified

Stupid people are dumb

She dodged a bullet

Just stay single

They're not like other girls (your wife)

It's excruciating

You've had enough tears and anger—time to laugh through it.

What a bum

Swipe left, swipe right, either way the odds are not in your favor.

Living the dream?

Not all BFs

Dream job

She wins

Like clockwork

Some people say that happiness is the best revenge. While that might be the mature mindset, it has never been the most immediately gratifying. Especially where dramatic breakups are concerned. Just think about that classic Carrie Underwood banger, ‘Before He Cheats.’ The country pop tune is an anthem for scorned women seeking revenge. You can't help but feel pleased that she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, and carved her name into his leather seats. Th…