The five day work week seems pretty reasonable to us because it's all we've ever known. And before there were laws that protected workers, everyone was unarguably worse off. So why should we complain now? Well, because it's completely sensible to hope for a better world, where people don't have to use what little free time they have to do household work. Of course, not everyone works five days a week. Some people do three long shifts a week, while others have a four-days-on-three-days-off sort o

Twitter can be a pretty exciting gossip-machine full of complicated beef and endless threads of strangers trying to prove each other wrong. As titillating as the realtime Twitter drama often is, sometimes it's nice to remember the website's humble beginnings, where people went to offer innocuous bitesized shower thoughts to the internet. We've collected some of our favorite recent Tweets that feel like those good ol' Twitter days of dumb jokes and funny observations.

Commendable quips and a whole lot of weirdness.

The best of the bird app

They don't talk back.

These tweets are everywhere.

High quality stuff fresh from the bird app

The nerve of these people

Writing a generic email for work often feels so absurd, like we've evolved into administrative bots without real human personalities. Can you blame us, though? The average white-collar office job doesn't doesn't exactly inspire creativity. Most of us just want to get through the day as efficiently as possible so that we can go home and look at memes. @veryimportant hit the nail on the head with one comically relatable tweet about generic email formulas. The tweet resonated with so many people t

Something to look at while you pretend to study

Twitter is full of comedy gold

Come and get 'em.

Too accurate

Do you feel completely beaten down by the universe? Is using your brain harder than you ever remembered? Would you rather drop dead than work out and develop a healthy routine? Well, we've got some entertainment made for this kind of state. While some people have the motivation to seek out jokes and crawl the internet, we know that for others, even that simple process is daunting. So we've gathered up some tasty memes of varying freshness, and are happy to present them to you. It ain't much, bu…

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