Oh, wow. It's Monday again. Feels like just yesterday it was Friday and we were celebrating our hard-won freedom from the constraints of the damn workweek. But that freedom is so, so fleeting. And more often than not, it feels like we're still recovering from our fun (or laziness) come Monday. At least, that is, if you work a job that provides the luxury of a regular schedule. I know not everyone can enjoy that, especially those of you who work retail or are working in restaurants. Whether you…

It's long been said that variety is the spice of life. If the sentiment is to believed, then the things we call memes are a spice level 5, like they refuse to serve me at the Thai restaurant. You see, if it exists, there are memes about it. We've covered everything from knitting memes to forklift operator memes , and those two incredibly specific subjects are teeny drops in a Texas-sized, meme-filled bucket. The memes we love are as varied as the people who make them, and if we start thinking a…

Nothing weird over here

Doing what's right

A worthy pursuit

As promised

Where does a meme end and a tweet begin? Can tweets be memes? Can a trend that originated on Twitter transcend to become something beyond what mere memes can encapsulate? These are questions that I simply can't and won't answer. Just because I'm here does not make me a confident meme expert. I am just a dum-dum whose brain is fueled by exorbitant amounts of Diet Mountain Dew at press time. The one thing I do know is that I am not going to quit Twitter . I've been on that godforsaken website sin…

No Teslas allowed

Secondhand

Mike Judge is an honorary Gen-Xer

No shower today

Send it to that special someone

Spice up your life

Happy International Workers' Day

There is a range

Ah, the gym . A wonderful and, depending on who you are, terrifying place. Gyms are inherently frightening. I remember my first experience. Surrounded by fit and healthy adults who clearly knew what they were doing. I, of course, was visibly lost and in terrible shape. It wasn’t until I realized that absolutely no one cares what anyone else is doing at the gym that I began to feel comfortable. The gym habitat contains a wide range of creatures. People looking for a healthy dose of movement, car…