Introverts everywhere are dreading wedding season

Prepare to meme

Summer days drifting away...

Too real

One after the other

Aliens can probably hear my back cracking from outer space

I'm busy doing my cave allegory

It can be risky

It feels kind of wrong to be bored on a beautiful day. But sometimes, the odds are stacked against you. Lately, at least here in beautiful New York City, allergy season is in full swing. This means that people are sneezing, tearing up, coughing, and feeling completely miserable wherever they go. I've personally been responsible for a cacophony of sniffles, sneezes, and nose-blowing in my open office plan, and lemme tell ya: I do not feel good about it. The fear of sneezing on a stranger, leakin…

Woosh

Congratulations Internet users and abusers. You've made it through the weekend and are enjoying a Monday. While the best servers and bartenders have today off, us desk jockeys are left to gather up our last shreds of dignity and march our way into work, whether physically or mentally ( people who work from home ). To lessen my weekly pain, I, personally start Monday's work on Sunday. It's like microdosing misery, the kind of misery that leads to your own burnout and your boss' benefit. Easing m…

Comforting

Monday. Another Monday as a miner of memes. As a dedicated excavator and curator, in the world of meme culture, I can assure you that my journey in the meme mines has been both grueling and rewarding. Day after day, I descend deep into the depths of the internet, sifting through countless pages and feeds in search of the most humorous, relatable, and downright absurd memes that exist. Despite the many challenges that come with this job, I am proud to say that I have never given up. I know just…

It's well-documented that alcohol is not exactly good for you. Sure, there have been numerous studies that red wine is good for the heart, or that it's good for the brain, or “keeps you young.” But I don't take those studies seriously. As an enjoyer of alcohol, and a temporary abstainer, I know the damage that booze can have on one's mental health, physical health, and relationships. In my case, it's been difficult to go without a stiff reward for a long day, or a couple glasses of wine while s…

Back on the grind

Why only wash the one dish you just used when you can clean the entire kitchen?