Please don't eat me

Down with the 1%

No one opens the door for a native New Yorker

"Serious goose" doesn't have the same ring to it

While most products come in various sizes, some things are just meant to be consumed in bulk: Netflix shows, Costco's entire inventory, and Cheese Balls . I have never seen Cheese Balls in a compact container in my life. Every Cheese Ball in the world is in an absurdly large package that I cannot conceptualize being practical for anyone. How long does it take a family to eat one industrial-sized box of Cheese Balls? I can't imagine they could finish it in less than two months. Maybe that's by d…

Ew.

Peak creativity.

We feel these.

Chill out, people.