Rise and shine

Take the edge off

I love getting free stuff . One of the best things about the internet is that most websites are free to access. Sure, Twitter might not be free for long, but it is free for now, and everyone who pays for it is rightfully roasted for paying for it. Memes are one of the most pervasive forms of free entertainment we've got! You have to pay for movies, TV, and books, but never memes. We would never rob you of the opportunity of scrolling through an elaborate list of over thirty memes by asking for…

Yummy

Happy Springtime!

I often wonder, "How many precious moments of my short life have I spent scrolling through my phone on the toilet? How many hours have I wasted pushing digested food and drink out of my body while watching a YouTube video?" The short answer is that it doesn't matter how long I've spent on the pot. Everyone needs to go to the bathroom, and there's no shame in taking a little break from your normal duties while you're in there. The times in my life when I brought my laptop into the bathroom to ke…

Ooh

Another fix

They're OK

:)

Meme time

Everybody has little phrases that they pick up. Even if you're not a recurring character in a popular situational comedy , you're bound to develop a catchphrase that your friends come to know you by. I am literally addicted to talking like a weirdo, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's a list of some of the words I use every day of my life: gorg, gorgina, diva, fierce, werk, and mama. Basically, I talk like a cartoon character. My vocabulary goes beyond an exaggerated gay lexicon. I als…

Blossoming

Lock these away

Night night

Try 'em