It's so lame that everybody's so bored all the time. We've got unlimited access to knowledge through our public libraries, and yet we seek out none of it. We could watch whatever we want on the internet, yet we rewatch our dumb favorite YouTube videos over and over again with diminishing returns every time. We've got the world at our fingertips, but we don't care enough about the world. Why? It's because we're tired. We spend all day working to make money, exercising our brains to figure out th…

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If you're one of the millions of people who were born before the ubiquity of smartphones, you might feel like you're getting old when you go online. When I scroll through TikTok, and I see countless videos that are ⅓ Family Guy clips , ⅓ ASMR slime video, and ⅓ Subway Surfer gameplay, I wonder if I'm out of touch with the youngest generation of online users. Luckily, I don't think that the millennials and elder Gen Zers have anything to worry about. We were lucky enough to grow up during a time…

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