Back in seventh grade I didn't have many friends. Another thing I lacked was any kind of allowance. My mom gave me $1 a day for school lunch, while the other kids were able to walk around the neighborhood with five big ones, buying pizza or doughnuts for their lunch. Some girls would even make the trek to CVS or Rite Aid and spend their ample “lunch” money on makeup. Because I wasn't blessed with cash, I started stealing. First I stole ice cream from the crowded delis at lunch hour. Then it was…

Some of these make a little too much sense

Just a bunch of funny tweets

Short and sweet.

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Few inventions throughout history have summed up the truly bizarre experience of being alive better than Twitter. No passing thought or strange event can go undocumented, opening us up to a whole new world of unexpected entertainment. From the sublime to the ridiculous, Twitter exposes us to everything human nature has to offer when it spends a little too much time on the internet. And in a way, that’s kind of beautiful.

Sometimes Twitter is a straight up comedy factory

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Twitter is full of jokes

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