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We are not on the same internet that we were on in 2012. In just ten short years, the world of memes has exploded to become so much bigger than we ever thought it could be. New memes and trends are created daily, and unless you're a certified meme professional, it's challenging to keep up. Who else remembers when only a couple of memes absolutely dominated the meme landscape ? Back when I was a tween, rage comics were everywhere. There was a rage comic for every emotional expression under the s…

Is this how you want to spend it? Absolutely.

Surprise

Flavorful

What's with all this emphasis on things being “fresh” or “new.” Sure, novelty is cool, but everything loses its exciting luster after a while. That doesn't make it less valuable. Think of all the long-married couples who have achieved ultimate companionship after years of partnership. Or perhaps a bottle of fine wine you're saving for a special occasion. Sure, sometimes people get divorced. Sometimes that bottle of vino is corked. But do we lose faith? NO! The same goes for memes. Sure, there a…

Let them cool

Let's be honest: millions and millions of memes are circulating the worldwide web at any given time. People are making them, sharing them, and resharing them at record-breaking rates. The unfortunate truth about this proliferation of memes is that most of them are not very good. It's not their fault! I am not here to meme-shame anyone, but rather tell you the truth, and the truthful state of the majority of memes is not good. The quality of the average meme is close to the quality of the averag…

Across the board

I don't believe in the divine rights of kings, but I do believe in the divine rights of memes.

You know what you're getting into!

Did you know that Opposite Day isn't a national holiday or even an unofficial holiday? That is an outrage. Silly little holidays are happening daily without fail, so why can't a day devoted to switcharoos get the 24 hours it deserves? My birthday is World Rabies Day , and that's a much lamer of holiday than Opposite Day could ever be. According to Wikipedia, it's a game played by children with no actual calendar date. If Opposite Day were real, then we adults wouldn't have to go to work that da…

Happy weekend, internet friends. If you have been feeling anything like I am, then life must be feeling a whole lot like groundhog day. As I've sworn off many of my vices since the pandemic's start, every day just seems pretty cookie cutter. Even our beloved Fridays and Saturdays. Welcoming chaos into my life, whether in the form of alcohol, drugs, or dating, seems to have had a purpose: staving off boredom. As I struggle with the monotony of existence, and another shitty day at my shitty job,…

It is said that variety is the spice of life. Unfortunately, my life is bland as hell. It reminds me of all those annoying memes about how white people don't season their food. Just so you know, I do season my food , but I also spend most of my time at a sterile desk in a mind-numbing open office plan, wondering when I will be free from this incredibly boring cyclical hell. I could quit my job, but listen. I've got a couple fussy cats to feed. And I wouldn't dare do that to them. So instead of…

There is nothing like feeling refreshed. There are so many ways to feel a little fresher. I personally like to guzzle down a bottle of lemon-lime flavored Gatorade to get those sweet, sweet electrolytes up. Now that's what I call refreshment. I also enjoy taking a shower and changing the sheets on my bed to give myself a fresh feeling. There truly is nothing like it. When you're in school, being “fresh” or rather a “freshman” is often not