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Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

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THE REAL QUESTION if that's Captain Jack, will he still shag anything that moves?

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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster kaylawardle says: "After the bars closed in Atlanta, my friends and I were walking down the streets of midtown when we passed this random guy and his friends on the street. They invited us into their loft to continue drinking so we agreed without hesitation. Then this happened."

Beets goin' home at the end of the night, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop