Shakespeare could never

As a business owner, coming up with a solid name for your establishment is pretty damn important. You don't want to be serving burgers as a restaurant called “MacDonalds,” and you probably want to avoid something as basic as “Burger.” You can choose to reference what you're selling, or go by the name of a family member. Some hip spots will take the name of the business that failed at the same location (probably due to gentrification) or some twee combination of animal and tool, like “Stag and S…

Punny

Rightfully stumped.

Mistakes happened on paper, too.

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

The perfect man for the job.

The internet can get an individual into a pretty sticky situation if they aren't careful. One minute you're innocently checking your work inbox and the next you're three years deep into your ex's Instagram, very carefully trying not to accidentally "like" any thirst traps even though you're creeping them from a burner account like an expert stalker. "Who am I?" you ask yourself as the palpable shame permeates your entire being. It wasn't always this way. Before the internet, people sat around a…

She doesn't know why she has a house phone, she doesn't even know the number to it, but boy is she having some fun with it.

Memes to share with the gang at Nance's potluck

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*

Dollar Tree. Dollar General. Family Dollar. 99 Cents and Up. Discount stores here in the United States are not very inspired in the name department. And they really don't have to be. They serve their purpose: to provide inexpensive necessities to people who really, really need them. Over in the UK, we'd wager people feel similarly about the names of their own bargain businesses. But that's just because across the pond the word “pound” refers to currency instead of, um, doing the nasty. hi twitt…

If you like pun, you're in for a treat.

Six feet apart, but still close to your heart.

What are the chances?

They're unforgivable