presidents

Richard Nixon Totally Looks Like This Eggplant

Food is like laughter: It feels great in your throat.

The latest 2012 Presidential Poll puts you 20 points behind Charlie Sheen. Any comments?

(Barack Obama)

I'm the very model of a horny former president...

(Bill Clinton)

I'm assuming this photo was taken in a "blue state."

CREATING SOCIAL SECURITY LIKE A BOSS

(Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

Andrew Jackson Totally Looks Like Ted Williams

This is all brand new information to me. All of it. I didn't even know Andrew Jackson was on a bill, because IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY!

B*H, PLEASE.

(Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

Bill Nye Totally Looks Like Abraham Lincoln

It turns out that Bill Nye never shared his greatest scientific knowledge of all time: How to live forever.

Speak softly... And carry a huge shotgun!

(Fake Theodore Roosevelt)

I'm the first queen you've seen since leaving Hollywood. Funny because it's true!

(Queen Elizabeth II and Ronald Reagan)