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A Healthy Assortment Of Memes To Cure Your Ennui

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How Bout Neither

Funny tweet that reads, "Birth control be like well do u want depression or do u want a baby"
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Cringey Tweet From Creepy Kink Account Has Twitter In A Frenzy

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15 Women Reveal The Bizarre Reasons They Got Pregnant

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I'm Expecting A Burrito

Text that reads, "I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking about pregnancy because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome. Yeah, we're expecting a baby, but it could be a velociraptor" above an illustration of a velociraptor
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Funny random memes.

27 Stupid Pics For When You Wanna Turn Your Brain Off

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It's Really Demanding Too

Tumblr post where someone asks how they can uninstall their period; someone replies, "I think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop-up that doesn't go away for 18 years"
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Comic About Being A New Mom

Comic About The Trials Of Being A New Mom Is A Hilarious Way To Scare The Pregnant Women In Your Life

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I Mean, Why Not

Caption that reads, "His girlfriend forgot about the scheduled maternity shoot and made other plans. Woke King decided his money won't go down the drain just like that" above pics of a guy posing with McDonald's
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Dear God Make it Go Away

Tumblr post that reads, "Where can I uninstall my period? I think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying pop-up that doesn't go away for 18 years"
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dark humor memes

24 Dark Memes For Anyone Without A Soul

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Both Are True

Tweet that reads, "Get pregnant, you'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that." Someone replies that they don't have to do all that to find out who their real friends are
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It's Going To Be A Short Pregnancy

Funny meme about being pregnant with tacos.
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Funny pregnancy dos and don'ts.

Troll Your Pregnant Friends With These Hilarious Pregnancy Do's And Don'ts

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Funny meme about saying you're on the pill but meaning xanax.
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Funny meme about a guy texing a photo of a dog playing guitar hero, response is that girl is pregnant with his brother and keeping it, he ignores text and asks again about the dog.
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