Our guess is that at least half of these replies are actually coming from Joe Biden.
If they talk about a crazy ex this early in the date, it's enough of a red flag to bail ASAP. Save yourself and live to swipe for another date later.
These spooky tricks are guaranteed to keep those pesky kids off your lawn this Halloween.
Then we can only assume he knocked Obama's phone out of his hand and whispered "No one will ever believe you."
